Too funny! Attendance at Donald Trump rallies plummets as his message goes further off the rails

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9. Large venues aren't cheap, either

If a candidate doesn't fill the house, all that empty space becomes rather expensive. Especially considering that one of the key reasons for holding an event like this is to get names of potential volunteers and some on-the-spot donations.

Venue managers should be sure to get paid up front from the Trump campaign if he runs it like he runs his businesses and personal life.