What is an assault weapon? [View all]

[Stinky The Clown]

Who the fuck CARES what an assault weapon is.

Here's how I see it. Guns that look nasty are generally in the assault weapon category. Or maybe more properly, assault weapons all look nasty.

How about this as a way to describe them and the psychosis* that makes some people covet them:

HARD ON GUNS

or maybe a bit more primly and properly:

ERECTION WEAPONS

Its all part of the sad gun culture. Ballistic nylon holsters. Hip clips (or whatever the fuck you call them). Cargo pants in camo patterns as weekend wear at the Little League field.

Nothing more than a shitload of false machismo that pathetic little people can wear as fashion.

Meanwhile, we all know the NRA is shucking you rubes and dupes for all you're worth. They whip you into a frenzy over the notion that the evil lefties want to grab yer guns. The reality is, they only care about selling more guns, not about YOU. Your role is turn over more and more cash for increasingly sexy phallic symbols.

What a sad commentary on uncaring corporate greed preying on simple people.

What is an assault weapon? Its any weapon you buy as the NRA assaults your bank account.