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In reply to the discussion: COURT RULES 5 TO 3 AGAINST TEXAS LAW!!!! [View all]longship
(40,416 posts)36. I prefer the one that makes them cat women.
You know, the parasite that infects mice to actually run TO the cat so it can be eaten and complete its life cycle in the cat.
Apparently it is a neuro-parasite that also infects humans.
I want to see Roberts, Alito, and Thomas as frumpy cat women, horribly controlled by toxoplasma gondii so the only thing they can do is to collect more cats, thus propagating the species, hopefully solely along partisan lines.
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I think that Thomas pecked to death by rabid zombie chickens is obligatory here.
longship
Jun 2016
#32
Law that "regulated" Abortion Clinics to the point that almost none were legal
brooklynite
Jun 2016
#6
Imagine all the other shit we'll get fixed once the Dem Senate approved Hillary's 2-3 Supremes
NightWatcher
Jun 2016
#16
We were in a company meeting when this broke. The room cheered out loud!
Stinky The Clown
Jun 2016
#38