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Angel Martin

(942 posts)
19. instead of whining, the FBI should be responding with wit and flair
Wed Jun 29, 2016, 01:05 PM
Jun 2016

"...One diplomat reported that an intruder had defecated on his living room carpet. ...
... Russian intelligence personnel broke into the house of the U.S. defense attache in Moscow and killed his dog, ..."

an appropriate response would be to feed a Russian diplomat's dog a powerful laxative, and then lock it in his house.

It's far less crude than what the Russians did - and the effect is much the same !

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Hate hearing about something BlueMTexpat Jun 2016 #1
Putin sends thugs to defecate on US ambassador's floors... SunSeeker Jun 2016 #2
..... MADem Jun 2016 #9
Increased training: "Leave your pets in the U.S." Hortensis Jun 2016 #3
If Putin could put the old USSR back together, he would in a heartbeat. MADem Jun 2016 #8
Absolutely! Wonder who'd replace him if Hortensis Jun 2016 #10
About 2 weeks ago, in a political talk-show... DetlefK Jun 2016 #4
Every drug testing lab in the world is "against" them--LOL! MADem Jun 2016 #7
This is not "anything to win". Russia has not overcome its old-fashioned soviet imperialism. DetlefK Jun 2016 #11
"Russia immediately thought it was all about them." MADem Jun 2016 #13
Hmm there is a lot of Russian hate on this board fasttense Jun 2016 #5
Oh please. Putin IS crazy. That's not "Russian hate." That's fact. nt MADem Jun 2016 #6
No, that's propaganda. Cayenne Jun 2016 #26
So you're saying the diplomats lied about the dead dog and the MADem Jun 2016 #28
If Russia is not the Soviet-Union, tell them to keep their fingers of Ukraine and Georgia. DetlefK Jun 2016 #12
They stole the Crimea, and look what a mess they made there! nt MADem Jun 2016 #14
They took Crimea back! What mess? Cayenne Jun 2016 #27
LOL! MADem Jun 2016 #29
There sure is. ronnie624 Jun 2016 #15
He was a KGB officer... he wants a return of the Shadow War. Adrahil Jun 2016 #16
He was stationed in East Germany-- allegedly had a kid there. MADem Jun 2016 #17
this kind of juvenile stuff is all that the former superpower and empire has left. geek tragedy Jun 2016 #18
instead of whining, the FBI should be responding with wit and flair Angel Martin Jun 2016 #19
Well, the FBI can't do much of anything abroad--CIA or other covert agencies, MADem Jun 2016 #20
re: the FBI can't do much of anything abroad Angel Martin Jun 2016 #21
Of course~I just wasn't thinking about hitting them here~!!! MADem Jun 2016 #22
no prob :) Angel Martin Jun 2016 #23
Reminds me of that Elliott Ness film with Connery....! MADem Jun 2016 #24
Putin and Erdogan are power crazy loons Albertoo Jun 2016 #25
Well, to use a colloquialism of an old childhood friend of mine CentralMass Jun 2016 #30
How apropos! LOL! nt MADem Jun 2016 #31
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