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ljm2002

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32. That review is long, hilarious, and absolutely spot-on!

Reply to muriel_volestrangler (Reply #28)

Tue Jun 12, 2012, 08:14 AM

Jun 2012

I can't for the life of me figure out how such a poor script got funded at all, much less used as the basis for a blockbuster sci-fi film.

It would have been okay if the film had been moody and not fully action-packed. I love philosophical asides and slow building plots. The special effects were great and could have covered a multitude of sins. Unfortunately, they could not cover the absolute deluge of bad dialog, plot holes, randomly illogical behavior, and wooden acting by all except Fassbender as the android.

Wait for it to come out on DVD, it's good for more than a few laughs if you're with someone else who still has some critical faculties left. As for me, I went to see it by myself, and boy do I wish I could get my money back. Not to mention the 2 hours.

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It is. Thanks for the link! n/t Bolo Boffin Jun 2012 #11

I actually thought a lot of the dumb things people did is exactly what a corporate crew would do Quixote1818 Jun 2012 #15

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Here's a review by an archaeologist muriel_volestrangler Jun 2012 #28

That review is long, hilarious, and absolutely spot-on! ljm2002 Jun 2012 #32

I haven't seen it, but it does sound ripe for the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment (nt) muriel_volestrangler Jun 2012 #38

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