Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

KurtNYC

(14,549 posts)
3. People who illegally impersonate Michigan State Troopers don't hang out near donut shops.
Tue Jun 12, 2012, 12:01 PM
Jun 2012

He won't touch one or say its name; doesn't say he will eat it either. He may also think that donuts can move under their own power as he asks his man servant Garrett to see that the donut "MAKES ITS WAY onto my ride."

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

"Donuts are pastries, my friend..." Blue Owl Jun 2012 #1
LOL... slor Jun 2012 #26
Little Chocolate Donuts..... ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #2
I don't know whether I should roll on the floor pissing myself laughing or coalition_unwilling Jun 2012 #32
People who illegally impersonate Michigan State Troopers don't hang out near donut shops. KurtNYC Jun 2012 #3
Yea, well he probably doesn't drink coffee either. AnotherMcIntosh Jun 2012 #4
Nope. Mormons think coffee is evil. Nye Bevan Jun 2012 #6
+1,000 malaise Jun 2012 #12
Another reason he won't get my vote. I've been intimate with countless chocolate donuts, he gateley Jun 2012 #5
He's not the kind of guy you'd want to have a beer with as he doesn't drink aint_no_life_nowhere Jun 2012 #10
"Our ride" - WTF!? RadiationTherapy Jun 2012 #7
His ride Botany Jun 2012 #11
...with a bowl of gander sauce for dipping JohnnyRingo Jun 2012 #8
We've had Dunkin' Donuts here in Michigan for many, many years... nt Romulox Jun 2012 #9
And there's a Dunkin Donuts every couple of miles rox63 Jun 2012 #13
I actually prefer Tim Horton's by a wide margin, but they didn't have those, when Mittens lived here Romulox Jun 2012 #14
We don't have Tim Horton's here in Mass rox63 Jun 2012 #16
Krispy Kreme doughnuts are better than Dunkins, but Fawke Em Jun 2012 #19
And he has amuse bouche Jun 2012 #15
He's obviously more used to eating expensive pastries with fancy french names. Hee hee. /nt MatthewStLouis Jun 2012 #17
Who's out of touch Life Long Dem Jun 2012 #18
It's great to be here at the table with these dough-based caloric units RZM Jun 2012 #20
It's kind of like cheesy grits KamaAina Jun 2012 #21
What is the deal with him and not eating offered food? Bolo Boffin Jun 2012 #22
What's with telling (staffer?) Garrett to see that goodies get into Rmoney's ride? mike dub Jun 2012 #23
For a relative newbie, you had my wife and me rolling on the floor with coalition_unwilling Jun 2012 #29
Welcome to DU Botany Jun 2012 #36
I do have to say Bolo Boffin Jun 2012 #24
What does he call the medicare doughnut hole? The medicare goodie hole? aint_no_life_nowhere Jun 2012 #25
Donut Romnney Eastern Winds Jun 2012 #27
I'm starting to believe amuse bouche Jun 2012 #28
I don't know if Chris Christie would be compatible as a VP candidate aint_no_life_nowhere Jun 2012 #30
ROTFLMFAO - n/t coalition_unwilling Jun 2012 #31
This entire thread is a DUzy!!! Beaverhausen Jun 2012 #33
Damn it all. Now I want chocolate goodies, I mean donuts. white_wolf Jun 2012 #34
He lost Iowa on this as he completely dissed the owner of this place JCMach1 Jun 2012 #35
Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Romney did not know what ...»Reply #3