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DFW

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38. The Conservative News Network has a dilemma
Mon Jul 25, 2016, 09:34 AM
Jul 2016

They hate Trump, but they hate Democrats worse

At the RNC, the Republicans reminded everyone how awful they were, but memories fade quickly in politics. It didn't take CNN long to remember where their editorial sentiments lie, and they are not with us.

At the end of the day, this election has presented CNN with a win-win situation, as they will come down hard on whoever wins.

Sing this to the tune of "Sing Low Sweet Chariot:"

Stoop low, you media
Gonna leave the right wing alone?
Stoop low, you media
Gonna leave the right wing alone!

Well, I look over yonder, and what do I see?
(Call in this hot story by phone!)
There’s a woman who is littering, and she looks like Hillary!
(Call in this hot story by phone!)

I found out a top Republican had done a felony!
(Gonna leave the right wing alone?)
Got a call from Rupert Murdoch saying let the story be
(Gonna leave the right wing alone!)

Stoop low, you media
Gonna leave the right wing alone?
Stoop low, you media
Gonna leave the right wing alone!

I’m gonna leave that wing alone
I’m gonna leave that wing alone
I’m gonna leave that right wing alone!


Now, I dreamed I saw Bill Clinton get down upon his knees
(Call in this hot story by phone!)
And he prayed before McDonald’s, asking God “one more time, please!”
(Calling in this story by phone!)

A trusted source got proof that Rove is guilty as can be,
(Gonna leave the right wing alone?)
I was told, “shut up,” or some truck would run right over me
(Gonna leave the right wing alone!)

Stoop low, you media
Gonna leave the right wing alone?
Stoop low, you media
Never throw a lib’ral a bone!!

You can hear it done by TFT (you have to wait for it to come around) with a real Gospel singer here (pretty funny): http://www.jango.com/stations/289074414

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That stat about Bernie supporters is flat-out false. Arkana Jul 2016 #1
CNN hired Trumps former campaign manager, they made their bed. Rex Jul 2016 #2
How you watch CNN?... Crappy News Network (better you than me!) InAbLuEsTaTe Jul 2016 #28
I don't, I read about them hiring Trumps ex-campaign manager here on DU. Rex Jul 2016 #31
Yeah, I can't watch TV anymore... too painful. InAbLuEsTaTe Jul 2016 #32
If I watch it, it is on the internet. Rex Jul 2016 #33
If you enjoy being lied to, keep watching Warpy Jul 2016 #3
I completely agree, with this caveat: TV rules the outcome of national elections Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #8
Trump is 100% their creation Warpy Jul 2016 #10
Doesn't that violate some kinda FCC law or regulation? InAbLuEsTaTe Jul 2016 #29
Well Gabi if we are going to get serious about those folks who get news from TV we have Bluenorthwest Jul 2016 #36
I've been lied to repeatedly for a year by DWS claiming that the DNC is totally neutral in the Akicita Jul 2016 #22
time to let go...bernie was by FAR my man. ever heard of fred harris? now Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #23
You're right of course. But why did Debbie and the DNC have to tilt the playing field and corrupt Akicita Jul 2016 #25
No comment... for obvious reasons. InAbLuEsTaTe Jul 2016 #30
and now this romney jackass said that three quotes from her regarding her own Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #4
Julian Assange handed them the narrative they wanted. annavictorious Jul 2016 #5
I dunno about the ratings, because zucker admitted that their evening revenues have gone Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #12
Any mention of Trump/Putin? world wide wally Jul 2016 #6
This ^^^ treestar Jul 2016 #39
Corporate News Network nt fleabiscuit Jul 2016 #7
ha haaaarrrr. you know what the goobs call it? Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #9
LOL fleabiscuit Jul 2016 #20
yeaaah. time to cut the cord for awhile. I have about 90% full on my DVR Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #21
We remember another Truman "quote". 7wo7rees Jul 2016 #11
how bout this: the TRUMP stops here! Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #14
Finally found something Trump and I agree on. I hate mosquitoes too. Akicita Jul 2016 #24
I didn't see any of it, but this is what the media does Stinky The Clown Jul 2016 #13
maddening, isn't it? and, as was noted in your thread, can you imagine Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #15
Tried to help NightWatcher. Tried to help Stinky. Had one of my posts removed. Afraid now. Will Morningstar Jul 2016 #17
Just tell them: "Your mama! And btw, Trump is far worse for the GOP. Suck on THAT!" pinboy3niner Jul 2016 #16
Instead of Clintons VP pick Trump has stollen the news cycle for doc03 Jul 2016 #18
what two words start with Tr? Gabi Hayes Jul 2016 #19
I will be watching MSNBC for the Democratic Convention.... chillfactor Jul 2016 #26
well vadermike Jul 2016 #27
It's like a geico commercial SheriffBob Jul 2016 #34
Simple solution Sherman A1 Jul 2016 #35
She's LYING, 86% of us Bernie supporters are voting for Clinton. Odin2005 Jul 2016 #37
The Conservative News Network has a dilemma DFW Jul 2016 #38
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