Best farm subsidy idea I've ever heard

[liberal N proud]

11. All of them

One time I was driving through Iowa and there was a big sign along the road hating on welfare moms. It really set me off, so I found a database of Government Farm subsidies by address or names (can't recall). Turned out the farmer that owned the land where the sign was making 100,000/year on subsidies.

That was also where I learned that my poor cousin and dead uncle were make more than that each.