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Warpy

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96. ....or any combover, plugs or no plugs

Thu Aug 4, 2016, 04:17 PM

Aug 2016

Guys, bald looks just fine, well unless you have the untidy beard & ponytail combo that makes it look like the hair slid off the top of your head to the back of your neck and your chin. Wear that male pattern baldness proudly as evidence you don't need to take testosterone pills, you've got enough to evict the hair off the top of your head. Shave the rest and it looks like you planned it that way.

Above all, don't get a rug the color your hair used to be with the curls you wished you had, it always looks like there's an Airedale pelt on your head.

We'd much rather see you just as you are.

(for those missing the humor gene, this is 100% tongue in cheek)

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Dear men of DU... [View all] Peacetrain Aug 2016 OP

You have my word. lpbk2713 Aug 2016 #1

I cannnot stand to look at them on TV Peacetrain Aug 2016 #3

When I see them I have to think of The Aviator. lpbk2713 Aug 2016 #5

Hughes was a few bricks short of a full load also Peacetrain Aug 2016 #7

Yes, but unlike trump, Hughs was effin' brilliant. n/t MindPilot Aug 2016 #22

I also promise to never safeinOhio Aug 2016 #2

yes!!! that too.. Peacetrain Aug 2016 #4

I hate that stupid red ball cap. sarae Aug 2016 #30

That always gets me. lpbk2713 Aug 2016 #57

Or ANY socks... 3catwoman3 Aug 2016 #72

3catwoman3, you voiced my exact thought........ raven mad Aug 2016 #92

I'm very lucky to have safeinOhio Aug 2016 #86

I'm very lucky to have FrodosPet Aug 2016 #102

put down your drink; go here, click to four minutes in. haaaaaarghaaaa Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #6

I will get to this later!! Peacetrain Aug 2016 #13

I take a brush with one swipe after bathing, and forget it ChairmanAgnostic Aug 2016 #8

Sometimes you have to have a little humor before you get back into the battle.. Peacetrain Aug 2016 #11

Hey, femurs are bones too! ChairmanAgnostic Aug 2016 #14

Hair? What hair? left-of-center2012 Aug 2016 #9

True that! Peacetrain Aug 2016 #20

I've heard of this stuff zipplewrath Aug 2016 #98

have you seen rock the kasbah, with bill murray? Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #10

I don't believe I have ever taken a DU pledge before, petronius Aug 2016 #12

ROFL! Peacetrain Aug 2016 #16

I've been living up to that promise for over twenty years. Aristus Aug 2016 #15

Bald men who own it.. look really good.. Peacetrain Aug 2016 #18

I had a patient yesterday who wore a horrible combover. Aristus Aug 2016 #21

ROFL!! Peacetrain Aug 2016 #23

Maybe it's good for elderly people ToxMarz Aug 2016 #55

chicks dig me: Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #24

In Japan, I'm told, the combover style is called... MindPilot Aug 2016 #25

thanks for bringing up the slick back style eleny Aug 2016 #17

I know.. it makes me a little ill.. Peacetrain Aug 2016 #19

oh, no! eleny Aug 2016 #33

I'll never color my hair. I'll never wear a toupee. I'll never do a comb-over. Iggo Aug 2016 #26

Most excellent!! Peacetrain Aug 2016 #29

that's a "style"? Warren DeMontague Aug 2016 #27

Now there is a question?? Peacetrain Aug 2016 #34

It's like he's wearing an exploded ferret on his head. Warren DeMontague Aug 2016 #36

The look universally favored by shitgibbons (n/t) klook Aug 2016 #84

OMG! Did everyone here on DU raven mad Aug 2016 #94

see pics of his two sons eleny Aug 2016 #37

oh yeah, d-bag and toothy von fuckface, I know. Warren DeMontague Aug 2016 #38

uday and qusay? Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #39

NOOOOOOOOOO! Peacetrain Aug 2016 #42

the guy on the left was on tv the other day....looked very hung over: Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #48

We run screaming eleny Aug 2016 #62

I get more of a "Beavis and Butthead" vibe from them. nt Buns_of_Fire Aug 2016 #45

Those two assclowns are not competent enough to be as evil as Uday and Qusay... Moostache Aug 2016 #47

heh....those two at least have the advantage of being funny Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #49

Yeah...the real ones (U/Q) were horrifying examples of human beings. Moostache Aug 2016 #64

... 63splitwindow Aug 2016 #51

There ya go. Arrogant, with dead eyes. Hekate Aug 2016 #67

Just a bit like Homer Wells Aug 2016 #66

Nooooo! For god's sake. No! smirkymonkey Aug 2016 #71

stupid and stupider spanone Aug 2016 #104

Never...never in a thousand years will I do either. MindPilot Aug 2016 #28

Dippity-Do for me. Iggo Aug 2016 #32

Thank you!! Peacetrain Aug 2016 #40

Yeah. Between Benedict Donald's grotesque rabid marmot, and his sons' kestrel91316 Aug 2016 #31

Ah Yep!! Peacetrain Aug 2016 #35

Speaking of outdated hairstyles sarae Aug 2016 #41

more like he crawled out of the 3 week-overflowed catch basin of a lollapalooza Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #50

that, too... sarae Aug 2016 #59

Somebody give that man a beaver skin coat and a ukulele klook Aug 2016 #85

Dear God, Ted Cruz plays the ukelele. n/t Efilroft Sul Aug 2016 #87

Sorry. Can't do it. Can't cede the only hair style I have left to the Yam!!! Moostache Aug 2016 #43

i promise retrowire Aug 2016 #44

Never angrychair Aug 2016 #46

No worries grubbs Aug 2016 #52

That's not very likely with me MrScorpio Aug 2016 #53

Ha! Iggo Aug 2016 #73

You have my word turbinetree Aug 2016 #54

I don't have enough hair anymore Buckeye_Democrat Aug 2016 #56

I got a burr haircut for the summer. MicaelS Aug 2016 #58

Pretty unlikely here! Saviolo Aug 2016 #60

pinupboy3niner rocks it!!! KMOD Aug 2016 #61

Fear not Act_of_Reparation Aug 2016 #63

The Trump Boys are creepy as hell. The arrogance and entitlement just ooze out of their pores... Hekate Aug 2016 #65

Sure Soxfan58 Aug 2016 #68

No way-my hair went the way of Bryl Cream. kairos12 Aug 2016 #69

No Hair oil for me,,, Cryptoad Aug 2016 #70

this? Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #74

dynamic duo? Gabi Hayes Aug 2016 #75

This Liberal_in_LA Aug 2016 #89

I'm toying with trying it Glamrock Aug 2016 #76

It's easy, so easy I don't have to swear. alfredo Aug 2016 #77

I'm Bald Yallow Aug 2016 #78

I promise. I keep my hair in a buzz cut. bigwillq Aug 2016 #79

... Spitfire of ATJ Aug 2016 #80

I may wear a hat but I will not knit a combover into a wig. I promise. marble falls Aug 2016 #81

Buzz cut for me. Buzz cook Aug 2016 #82

Considering I shave my head bald every two days and have for 15 years, I doubt I will. Feeling the Bern Aug 2016 #83

you will never ever wear the Trump style hair cut AlbertCat Aug 2016 #88

Ha! No worries here, PT. Hugin Aug 2016 #90

It looks like an elaborate comb-over. Odin2005 Aug 2016 #91

Had to bookmark this one - raven mad Aug 2016 #93

No way. His hair is FANTASTIC. Nevernose Aug 2016 #95

....or any combover, plugs or no plugs Warpy Aug 2016 #96

I have had so much fun reading all the replies.. just could not keep up with them Peacetrain Aug 2016 #97

I Make No Promises About The Slicked Back Hair ProfessorGAC Aug 2016 #99

No danger here. baldguy Aug 2016 #100

"You will not pour a cup of oil on your head and slick back your hair" anoNY42 Aug 2016 #101

Well, for a costume, I might.... Adrahil Aug 2016 #103