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29. That's it, I am going home tonight and throwing out all the pillows

Wed Aug 17, 2016, 01:27 PM

Aug 2016

I was unaware that having pillows in the house or using pillows was some form of illness. I just thought they were for comfort. OMG, I have been wronged my whole life, my parents, my wife have all wronged me.

I will take them all out in the yard and burn them to make sure the neighbors know that I will not tolerate pillows in my house. We can't have that contraband anywhere in this country. They are evil.

If you see me walking around tomorrow with a crooked neck, it's because I no longer have pillows to rest my weary head upon and have strained my neck while sleeping.

I would recommend that all of you go, now and burn those pillows, we wouldn't want the right wing pillow police finding us with pillows. God forbid, pillows of all things, who knew they could be so evil.

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OMG: 1 hour ago No joke. This is the lead story right now on Drudge: [View all] kpete Aug 2016 OP

Trump must be seriously ill greymattermom Aug 2016 #1

Very, very peculiar dude. Does he ever go out in public? n/t Peregrine Took Aug 2016 #5

EXACTLY. ^ world wide wally Aug 2016 #33

With them, it's always PROJECTION. Liberal_Stalwart71 Aug 2016 #39

"Healthers" are the new "Birthers" Yavin4 Aug 2016 #2

Drudge is widening his appeal. They are now targeting Pillow Fetishists. TheBlackAdder Aug 2016 #20

I hear that she breathes air. Glassunion Aug 2016 #3

OMG, I just realized that I've also seen her eating FOOD. DawgHouse Aug 2016 #8

I heard she eats babies. Glassunion Aug 2016 #10

She also consumes diHydrogen Monoxide whistler162 Aug 2016 #17

Especially in larger quantities. Glassunion Aug 2016 #32

Ugh I am so sick of this BS. DawgHouse Aug 2016 #4

Whats the big deal? Lots of people ease back stress with some kind of cushion. napi21 Aug 2016 #6

Pillow gate! Joanie Baloney Aug 2016 #7

from the movie niyad Aug 2016 #21

As a short woman, I can tell you there is nothing uncommon about a pillow on a back rest. NCTraveler Aug 2016 #9

I'm 5'1". The only way for my feet to reach the floor is with pillows. Furniture and the world KittyWampus Aug 2016 #11

Lol... The edit. Agschmid Aug 2016 #14

I'm tall and I often put a pillow behind my lower back The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2016 #13

She is near death!!!!! MFM008 Aug 2016 #12

She will be on September 26th whistler162 Aug 2016 #15

Matt Drudge too much of a genius to run my campaign (also too busy?). TheBlackAdder Aug 2016 #16

Even his insane followers are probably eye rolling at this ksoze Aug 2016 #18

pillow???? i thought it was one of them alien power packs dembotoz Aug 2016 #19

Is that the pillow that she used to kill Vince Foster? Congress should investigate! struggle4progress Aug 2016 #22

Um... fuck the Drudge Report! Initech Aug 2016 #23

ZOMG!!! She uses pillows?! Proud Liberal Dem Aug 2016 #24

The other guy subsists on a diet of KFC... sarae Aug 2016 #25

looks like he carries plenty of pillows under his clothes rurallib Aug 2016 #40

A couch is the worst for a proper interview superpatriotman Aug 2016 #26

Matty Boy, you can buy your very own one at the campaign store... Historic NY Aug 2016 #27

I am a short female. Couches are made for tall men. Women routinely use pillows when on a couch. appleannie1 Aug 2016 #28

That's it, I am going home tonight and throwing out all the pillows liberal N proud Aug 2016 #29

Dear Drudge: She's short, assholes. Squinch Aug 2016 #30

So what? Look at living rooms every one has pillows blueseas Aug 2016 #31

Looks at house... OMG I must be near death! Taitertots Aug 2016 #34

Do I need to call an ambulance? get the red out Aug 2016 #35

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Doesn't that 1st pillow have "A Woman's Place Is In the White House" stitched on it? Indpndnt Aug 2016 #37

Hey Drudge, if you're going to point out that Hillary sits on a pillow... Initech Aug 2016 #38

i'm surprised it didn't say "Hopped Up On Pillows" lame54 Aug 2016 #41

THEY CAN SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT TRUMP... lame54 Aug 2016 #42