Happy waking nightmares, everybody [View all]
Sara Nović @
NovicSara 7h7 hours ago
Good news: no person in the middle seat next to me.
Bad news: terrifying baby doll that belongs to the man in the window seat next to me.
Sara Nović @NovicSara 3h3 hours ago
Happy waking nightmares, everybody. #especiallyheinous
Sara Nović @NovicSara 7h7 hours ago
Okay he bought it a ticket.
Sara Nović @NovicSara 7h7 hours ago
The flight attendant is trying to explain to him why he shouldn't put the doll's name on the ticket next time he buys her one.
Sara Nović @NovicSara 7h7 hours ago
Apparently the TSA was frantically trying to match the name and birthrate he provided UNTIL THEY REALIZED...
Sara Nović @NovicSara 2h2 hours ago
PS the doll's name is Barbara
Sara Nović @NovicSara 2h2 hours ago
Holy shit I had a 2 hr layover, got on next plane and AM ACROSS FROM HIM AGAIN

Marnie Schroer @MarnieSpokane 10m10 minutes ago
@NovicSara
The "child angels" trend_ is fascinating. Might distract you:
http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/05/big-inthailand-fake-children/476400/