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grantcart

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20. something strange is going on

Sun Jun 17, 2012, 11:17 AM

Jun 2012

I am at this buffet and went to the Men's room and I can over hear a woman weeping softly saying that she is the bookkeeper and shouldn't have to bus tables. He replies "its father's day and everyone must work, and st crying. The fact that you just had a kid is no excuse, Bill had a kid a week ago and he isn't having any problems at all". She responds "you know I should have been made manager, I was here longer and had bettter job reviews". He responds, "Mary get out there and bus the tables or your fired, and you know how much I like firing people". He comes out of the office and says "Isn't this a great time to be a dad?"

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Boy this is one screwed up Father's Day so far... [View all] PCIntern Jun 2012 OP

creepy, just creepy irisblue Jun 2012 #1

Positively presidential BeyondGeography Jun 2012 #2

LOL! I needed that! w8liftinglady Jun 2012 #30

LOL! Tennessee Gal Jun 2012 #3

I read your first line as something else. PCIntern Jun 2012 #4

LOL! Tennessee Gal Jun 2012 #6

Don't be sorry… Great stuff! Nt PCIntern Jun 2012 #9

It means you should go to 711 and get some cookies treestar Jun 2012 #5

… And stay away from Wawa's! Nt PCIntern Jun 2012 #8

I want cheesey grits now. Aerows Jun 2012 #29

Made my day Mira Jun 2012 #7

be thankful you still have your job. rurallib Jun 2012 #10

It means, you are a long way from home. siligut Jun 2012 #11

Awww.... MrMickeysMom Jun 2012 #12

Buffalo? Hey you're not too far from me BlancheSplanchnik Jun 2012 #13

Well done. H2O Man Jun 2012 #14

Oh come off it--we know you "scrambled up on that patrol car" yourself! MADem Jun 2012 #15

Undoubtedly, his touchscreen system was malfunctioning and ordered those actions for him. Arkansas Granny Jun 2012 #16

Wonder if Mitt has a servant who wipes his butt? Lint Head Jun 2012 #17

Just saw the movie The Dictator + SBC had one lunasun Jun 2012 #25

K&R! Thanks for the laugh........... TheDebbieDee Jun 2012 #18

Hilarious malaise Jun 2012 #19

something strange is going on grantcart Jun 2012 #20

Did you shit on his roof? n/t cherokeeprogressive Jun 2012 #21

Hadn't thought of that! PCIntern Jun 2012 #23

Did he drop you off naked? I thought that was part of the traditional hazing thing. HopeHoops Jun 2012 #22

Title should be: Attack of the Romneybot JDPriestly Jun 2012 #24

This is brilliant Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2012 #26

PURE GREATNESS Skittles Jun 2012 #27

You're telling me. I tried to call my father, but my calling plan doesn't cover the afterlife REP Jun 2012 #28

I love it gopiscrap Jun 2012 #31