I ran into a Trump supporter today.

[ColemanMaskell]

27. Despite my pro-Socratic-method arguments heretofore, here is something pretty funny on the topic

An Interview With A Trump Supporter, Otto Klavern

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-lamb/an-interview-with-donald-_b_11555316.html?

excerpt: **SATIRE **

Otto Zipp Klavern, a Donald Trump supporter, lives by himself in Yahoo, Florida, where he works as a door-to-door asbestos and lead-based paint salesman. Klavern says he loves America and hates what’s happened to it. He spends his weekends as a Confederate re-enactor.

When I interviewed Mr. Klavern, he was wearing a “Make America Great Again” cap.

Q: You believe Donald Trump will make America great again, don’t you, Mr. Klavern?

Otto Klavern: I’m wearing the cap, ain’t I?

Q: Yes, you are. How is Mr. Trump going to make America great again?

. . .
Q: You have a lot of faith in Mr. Trump, don’t you, Mr. Klavern?

Otto Klavern: He says the things that I’ve been thinking and nobody else in Washington has the guts to say...

Q: Because most of what he says is nonsense...

Otto Klavern: In my heart, I know he’s right.

Q: You know what his critics say, don’t you?

Otto Klavern: What’s that?

Q: In our guts, we know he’s nuts.

Otto Klavern: Anyone who criticizes Mr. Trump is a traitor.

Q: Mr. Trump says that criticism of him will be illegal when he’s president, isn’t that right?

Otto Klavern: Yup.

Q: So he’s going to make America great by ending free speech?

Otto Klavern: If that’s what it takes.

Q: Doesn’t that sound a bit, well, crazy?

Otto Klavern: Mr. Trump doesn’t care what you think. He’d rather be right than president.

Q: It doesn’t appear than he will ever be either, Mr. Klavern. Mr. Trump has said and done a lot of things that raise questions about his state of mind? Do you have any concerns about Mr. Trump’s mental state?

Otto Klavern: He’s as sane as I am.

Q: I have no doubt about that, Mr. Klavern. When did America quit being great?

Otto Klavern: (pause) When we started letting in all the immigrants.

Q: But hasn’t America always had immigrants? Wasn’t it founded by immigrants? Doesn’t the Statue of Liberty say, “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

Otto Klavern: That was before the huddled masses began taking our jobs.

Q: You sell asbestos and lead-based paint, is that right?

Otto Klavern: Yes.

Q: How’s business?

Otto Klavern: Not so good.

Q: Why is that?

Otto Klavern: Because of immigrants. What else could it be?

Q: If immigration is such a problem in the U.S., don’t you think the Statue of Liberty is sending the wrong message? Shouldn’t we take it down?

Otto Klavern: I don’t know about...

Q: What if Mr. Trump demands that the Statue of Liberty be removed from New York Harbor.

Otto Klavern: I’d be for it then.

Q: What if Mr. Trump wants to remove the torch from the Statue of Liberty and have her raise her middle finger at the rest of the world? That would make a pretty powerful statement to anyone thinking about coming here, wouldn’t it, Mr. Klavern?

Otto Klavern: If Mr. Trump wanted to do that, I’d be for it.
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etc etc . . .
and so on. Funny guy Chris Lamb.