Enthusiastic Republicans - by Tom Tomorrow

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5. He's the best that money can buy.

An out of touch coward who wanted others to fight his country's wars while he played in Paris. A morally deficient rich man who lies at the drop of a hat.

An ultra elite who leaves his bubble so rarely that announcing he has a $200,000 dressage competition horse and spends $70,000 in horse clothes seems perfectly average to him.

While wrapped in luxury and pretending to be on a bus tour, he goes around the country telling working class Americans to suck it up and embrace austerity.

Yes, he's what comes from an pampered, overindulged life of endless wealth and useless existence.