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gordianot

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36. This time Florida man has gone too far.

Reply to brooklynite (Original post)

Thu Nov 3, 2016, 01:05 PM

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Florida man arrested for driving around naked with electronic device attached to penis [View all] brooklynite Nov 2016 OP

It's always Florida, isn't it? sotheyclaimDem Nov 2016 #1

It has been ever since headline writers realized "Florida Man" headlines have a following jberryhill Nov 2016 #44

Oh I don't know, they could've said 'Sex Crazed Cyborg' and pulled in the Star Trek and Dr. Who fans icymist Nov 2016 #49

Just another Trumper out Trumping about - no big deal rumdude Nov 2016 #2

Trumpkin Head was my first thought too my NastyWomen Nov 2016 #16

That "Florida Man" gets around! nt OhZone Nov 2016 #3

He was driving a circuitous route Orrex Nov 2016 #25

What an electrifying response. guillaumeb Nov 2016 #53

Has he been charged? Orrex Nov 2016 #4

No - he was in the process of getting charged when the cops stopped him. COLGATE4 Nov 2016 #7

Well, he'll probably get off with a stiff penalty Orrex Nov 2016 #10

Except for the problem of current sag COLGATE4 Nov 2016 #14

He was inappropriately conducting himself jberryhill Nov 2016 #20

WINNER!!!!! COLGATE4 Nov 2016 #23

I call foul Orrex Nov 2016 #24

Whoops. I was just amplifying your comment out of shock jberryhill Nov 2016 #27

That's better Orrex Nov 2016 #30

at least you're staying grounded about this nt geek tragedy Nov 2016 #47

Possibly to compensate for a short circuit? COLGATE4 Nov 2016 #34

Oh, that was magnificent. Orrex Nov 2016 #22

This .... BlueMTexpat Nov 2016 #13

He was limping so got in the car and used the joy stick wordpix Nov 2016 #59

Aaaaaaand Warren DeMontague Nov 2016 #48

SHOCKING!!! COLGATE4 Nov 2016 #5

Revolting. Orrex Nov 2016 #11

No, I meant 'literally shocking'. Too bad the COLGATE4 Nov 2016 #17

Then maybe he'll try re-volting later? Orrex Nov 2016 #26

Actually, he's re-volting right now. COLGATE4 Nov 2016 #37

Voltage doesn't matter he didn't have the amps snooper2 Nov 2016 #33

JAIL HIM! Public Scenes with unwilling audiecrs so uncool! Vogon_Glory Nov 2016 #8

All jokes aside, you're right of course Orrex Nov 2016 #29

Ohm no. Watt was he thinking? Chiyo-chichi Nov 2016 #9

When I was in high school I worked at a fast food place. LuvNewcastle Nov 2016 #12

did he get the spice rubbed chicken? wordpix Nov 2016 #60

This time Florida man has gone too far. gordianot Nov 2016 #36

Thats illegal?? Fahrenthold451 Nov 2016 #39

Well, it is the "wang" state... milestogo Nov 2016 #43

I could be arrested for that? doc03 Nov 2016 #45

Like none of you ever did this Ron Obvious Nov 2016 #50

Was it a dongle ? OnDoutside Nov 2016 #51

+1 for the comments. Nt NCTraveler Nov 2016 #52

Freud was wrong about penis envy, IMO. 3catwoman3 Nov 2016 #56

God, could this be the most Florida story ever? Initech Nov 2016 #57

Such a poor use of microcircuitry SwankyXomb Nov 2016 #61

Florida Man certainly gets around. yellowcanine Nov 2016 #62

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