Romney: Chicken and Noodles - 'Good German Food'

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11. I honestly think Rmoney should hang out with Chimpy for a little while...

Maybe like a 4 day weekend..

Start on a Thursday morning and have some hair of the dog to start the day LOL..

Then go out in the garage and Bush can show him how to change the blade on a chainsaw, mix the gas and oil and fill up the bar oil.
Then, no, we aren't wearing a stupid helmet, he can practice actually cutting a few logs. Hold it tight when you go to pull the cord to start it.

After they cut some logs down Bush can show him how to use a wood splitter. Once Rmoney has a good sweat going, they can open a case of good ol' Miller Light. Slam a few of those while Chimpy shows him how to take a tube of ground chuck and actually turn it into hamburgers Maybe even share the secret spices he uses. Then he will have to learn how to get the grill going (no gas).

They can just spend the whole weekend together doing man stuff and then Laura can take him shopping for some proper pairs of jeans