Andy Borowitz on facebook: I'm starting to wonder if a President who is afraid

[Augiedog]

2. tRump is the most intellectually impotent man-baby to ever occupy the presidency. Leaders around the

the world are waiting in anticipatory glee for their opportunity to poke at the orange one, just to watch him froth and fume. His inauguration will be the only one ever met with mass protests across the country, perhaps around the world but especially in Washington DC.

His inability to process criticism properly, respond appropriately and move on productively will shackle our nation to a future of a sniveling, bedwetting (im)potentate. While the rest of the world is laughing at us nervously, we nervously hope we wake up from this nightmare and sigh gratefully that it all isn't real after all.