Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News Editorials & Other Articles General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

General Discussion

Showing Original Post only (View all)

Initech

(108,785 posts)
Thu Nov 24, 2016, 12:36 AM Nov 2016

LMAO! The Trump Hat Ornament page is getting trolled on Amazon! [View all]

Yes this exists:



But the page on Amazon is getting trolled hard and it's hilarious:

https://www.amazon.com/Trump-America-Great-Collectible-Ornament/product-reviews/B01N67D8HO/ref=cm_cr_dp_synop?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=recent#R3BZFNYST2VM5X


Question:
Is it really made in China
Answer:
Of course, like most things bearing the Trump name, in order to spend less money and increase profit, this was mass produced in China

Question:
what size is this? Dimensions
Answer:
Tinier than whiny little baby hands!

Question:
Will this ornament keep all of it's pre-holiday promises?
Answer:
It's already backing off jailing my Elf on a Shelf.

Question:
Where is this manufactured?
Answer:
Dum Gai, China.


And a couple of reviews:

"I wanted to like this but when I put it above the manger Baby Jesus started to weep uncontrollably, when I put it on an outside tree suddenly my cross in the yard was on fire. Finally I threw it in the a rotting, sticking, festering pile of trash only to find the next morning that nearly composted cesspool bandied together and made it president. Now I'm not even sure what to do with it but the all my neighbors property values plummeted worse than 2007."

"This ornament was gifted to me and I have no idea by whom? All I know is the person left tiny little hand prints on my glass door. This thing has no place in my home or life yet when I try to return it, there is strangely no option listed for return to sender. Lots of possibilities listed in the FAQ's but no straight path to undo this "gift". It's like I'm stuck with this thing and the hundreds of annoying packing peanuts protecting it (funny how packing peanuts are all white). I have no choice but to regift this thing. Perhaps at the holiday gay bingo fundraiser with proceeds going to the Elizabeth Warren 2020 presidential campaign."

"If I could get a refund I would. It took my nativity scene and built a damn wall around it. The cost of the security detail for this is insane and all I wanted to do is for it to let baby Jesus out. But it won't. In the meantime it has chased all but the white ornaments away from my tree. This ornament has caused a significant amount of distress among our Christmas decor."


47 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Oh it is priceless.. SO TO SPEAK pangaia Nov 2016 #1
There are... wcmagumba Nov 2016 #2
AND 92% of reviewers so far have rated it....1 star!!!!!! dixiegrrrrl Nov 2016 #13
Check out the positive ratings! Maraya1969 Nov 2016 #36
My tree is now on fire. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2016 #42
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheshe2 Nov 2016 #3
I found this on John Fugelsang's Twitter feed. Initech Nov 2016 #7
Bwahahaha sheshe2 Nov 2016 #9
I hope someone... wcmagumba Nov 2016 #4
"Great Bargain! Came with an entire crate of white hood ornaments" emulatorloo Nov 2016 #5
"I keep waiting for Mexico to cover the yuuuge price of this ornament." Initech Nov 2016 #6
"But on the bright side, keeps cats off the tree because it somehow tries to grab them." emulatorloo Nov 2016 #10
Good Lord, they want 250 Dollars for that piece of crap! Hekate Nov 2016 #8
The con needs money to pay for the tRump law suit. sheshe2 Nov 2016 #18
You have to be kidding! That is ridiculous for what amounts to a 50 cent piece of crap smirkymonkey Nov 2016 #25
On the right hand sign there is a button "See all buying options" There are 2 sellers. Maraya1969 Nov 2016 #37
The Trump/Pence website is selling them for the low, low price of 149.00 dflprincess Nov 2016 #38
K&R Solly Mack Nov 2016 #11
how is it possible that a simple red cap ornament can turn out so fucking ugly JI7 Nov 2016 #12
This reviewer gave it 5 stars rpannier Nov 2016 #14
250.00 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rpannier Nov 2016 #15
Check amazon ever so often pangaia Nov 2016 #16
"when I put it above the manger Baby Jesus started to weep uncontrollably..." SunSeeker Nov 2016 #17
Hah!!! ailsagirl Nov 2016 #19
Saw that Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2016 #20
Trump's name in Chinese Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2016 #21
Classic. neeksgeek Nov 2016 #30
"Dum Gai" JHan Nov 2016 #22
K & R malaise Nov 2016 #23
gotta love this one!!!! spanone Nov 2016 #24
Trump ornament alicenuffer Nov 2016 #26
Welcome to DU! Cooley Hurd Nov 2016 #35
Cast of Hamilton's fault. Apologize! flamingdem Nov 2016 #27
Ornament grabbed my wife by the p***y!!! Initech Nov 2016 #28
... noiretextatique Feb 2017 #47
I posted a one-star review! n/t neeksgeek Nov 2016 #29
That is sooooo funny! Thanks for sharing. TheCowsCameHome Nov 2016 #31
It called Mary a nasty woman NastyRiffraff Nov 2016 #32
"It tried to put my nativity figures into an internment camp. Would not buy again." Ruby the Liberal Nov 2016 #33
Yeah 47of74 Nov 2016 #39
1 star review dawn5651 Nov 2016 #34
Ha! cwydro Nov 2016 #40
Loved, loved, LOVED the reviews! WinstonSmith4740 Nov 2016 #41
I can't find any proof that anyone actually bought it. dixiegrrrrl Nov 2016 #43
kick ailsagirl Nov 2016 #44
I see that the twumpsters are trying to rate this piece-of-garbage item UP ailsagirl Nov 2016 #45
K and r! cwydro Nov 2016 #46
Latest Discussions»General Discussion»LMAO! The Trump Hat Ornam...