Another Wanking Wednesday! Please come CAPTION Bill (The Tosser) O'Reilly!!!! [View all]

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Bill (what's the dictionary got to do with anything?) O'Reilly is saying: "The best thing about the President's speech is you could turn it off. . . or you didn't have to watch in the first place! . . . But not me, I had to watch, it's my duty to you, the folks. . . . So what I did was turn the sound off and put on the Beatles Rubber Soul and cranked up the sound so loud I couldn't hardly think and tears were pouring out of my eyes! . . . But I sure watched . . . and kept an open mind! . . . I did my duty! . . . You got it, ladies and gentlemen, I'm always watching out after you. . . . Ya know, that "Norwegian Wood" song is really deep!"