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55. Like this?

Wed Jun 20, 2012, 02:04 PM

Jun 2012

"Red Skelton once performed a bit before a live television audience in which a female volunteer placed her hand into his pocket to retrieve something. At one point, the latter remarked that she "felt silly" doing this. "Go any deeper," Red replied, "and you will feel nuts!"

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Betty White on Vaginas [View all] jaysunb Jun 2012 OP

You tell 'em Betty! K&R n/t Egalitarian Thug Jun 2012 #1

just a random thought... PopYoColla Jun 2012 #2

I soooooooo love Betty White... hlthe2b Jun 2012 #3

Go Betty! Control-Z Jun 2012 #4

I loved this one Aerows Jun 2012 #5

+1... awoke_in_2003 Jun 2012 #34

So did Alan Ludden! MADem Jun 2012 #49

I can understand why... awoke_in_2003 Jun 2012 #61

Yup, all that and more. n/t jaysunb Jun 2012 #66

You go Girl malaise Jun 2012 #6

Love her dusty muffin. Gidney N Cloyd Jun 2012 #7

Never saw that, thanks... awoke_in_2003 Jun 2012 #35

Blammo! hifiguy Jun 2012 #8

My FAVORITE! romantico Jun 2012 #9

I nearly Aerows Jun 2012 #13

LOL !!! - K & R !!! WillyT Jun 2012 #10

She is so funny! flamingdem Jun 2012 #11

K&R tallahasseedem Jun 2012 #12

k&r Electric Monk Jun 2012 #14

I only like CLASSIC Betty White.... ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #15

Betty is no longer under contract to the MSM.. she can say what she likes, crunch60 Jun 2012 #24

Like this? retread Jun 2012 #55

Still.... ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #60

"Take away the right to say 'fuck' and you take away the right to say 'fuck the government.' � retread Jun 2012 #62

Never saw the Match Game, did you? Occulus Jun 2012 #64

So I guess I'm supposed to laugh at "Betty White's Muffin".... ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #73

I love Betty White denvine Jun 2012 #16

LOve her!!! obamanut2012 Jun 2012 #17

Vagina's what? little elvis Jun 2012 #18

Lol n/t azurnoir Jun 2012 #19

It just doesn't get better than Betty! polmaven Jun 2012 #20

jaysunb Diclotican Jun 2012 #21

WHO romantico Jun 2012 #22

So true so true. southernyankeebelle Jun 2012 #23

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but she never said this.... FLAprogressive Jun 2012 #25

You are right! Comentary by Ms White on this hoax: chknltl Jun 2012 #29

Bummer. Skinner Jun 2012 #33

I could care less who actually said it jaysunb Jun 2012 #36

And even that's wrong... TreasonousBastard Jun 2012 #40

Well, don't know if this is any consolation, but she DID say (WARNING: Foul Language Alert) MADem Jun 2012 #51

Yes, but she's playing a part and reciting a scriptwriter's words there, that's different (n/t) thesquanderer Jun 2012 #52

That link is as verifiable as the supposed quote. Occulus Jun 2012 #65

This message was self-deleted by its author chknltl Jun 2012 #26

holy cripes! Whisp Jun 2012 #27

I love Betty White!!!! LOL wendylaroux Jun 2012 #28

My god that is funny! Skinner Jun 2012 #30

LMFAO Blue Owl Jun 2012 #31

This is it...Great post and great quote from Betty...nt Stuart G Jun 2012 #32

Vagina! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ThatsMyBarack Jun 2012 #37

That might just be the best subject line EVER! Marrah_G Jun 2012 #38

STELLAR! MrMickeysMom Jun 2012 #39

Sorry Betty, but you're now officially banned in Michigan. sinkingfeeling Jun 2012 #41

Men never grow up. SCVDem Jun 2012 #42

Thank you. tavalon Jun 2012 #44

"That's why we have so many other words for the evil vagina!" 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #54

"There are literally no other words in our language that could be used to refer to the penis." Occulus Jun 2012 #63

I guess I forgot the 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #67

Betty White is a national treasure tavalon Jun 2012 #43

There needs to be a Betty White award for Awesomeness Thav Jun 2012 #45

God, I love Betty! catbyte Jun 2012 #46

Woohoo, a kennedy Jun 2012 #47

ROFL Scurrilous Jun 2012 #48

My mother loved this!!! n/t hrmjustin Jun 2012 #50

ROTFLMAO n/t Martin Eden Jun 2012 #53

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LiberalLovinLug Jun 2012 #56

It's a hoax, but still funny Mrs. Ted Nancy Jun 2012 #57

What a treasure, she is. n/t Fantastic Anarchist Jun 2012 #58

Even if she didn't say this orignally no one would doubt that should would uponit7771 Jun 2012 #59

One of my fave progressive comic's Hal Sparks has a great take on this idea Raine1967 Jun 2012 #68

lolz "The pool is cold" JNelson6563 Jun 2012 #72

thats perfect Beringia Jun 2012 #69

What's not to love about Betty White? JNelson6563 Jun 2012 #70

Um... I've been saying that for years. Fawke Em Jun 2012 #71

Okay, that was funny! Quantess Jun 2012 #74