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In reply to the discussion: Corker, McCain, Graham [View all]

gordianot

(15,799 posts)
21. There are a lot of jobs that in the country that need to be filled.
Sun Dec 11, 2016, 11:06 AM
Dec 2016

Currently upset with Trump no problem lots of jobs available for the asking.

Employment requirements:

1. Any relative, friend, of a Republican operative that is referred and maintains good relationships with said operative.

2. Are you able to wake up each morning and become mobile?

3. Are you able to acquire enough documentation to prove or allow you to be in the United States legally?

4. Are you generally considered among the living?

5. You are not an immediate candidate for death row?

6. You kiss the small hand of the God Emperor of Trump Tower and offer the fealty for life of said candidate and yourself on pain of death for any violation. You never provoke the God Emperor to write a holy tweet against you.

7. All requirements are negotiable with enough cash and or willingness to serve as a body servant and not complain about a good squeeze.

8. You do not invoke "loser status".

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Corker, McCain, Graham [View all] Are_grits_groceries Dec 2016 OP
And Joe 'Effin Walsh. Are_grits_groceries Dec 2016 #1
yeah-- that the most bizarre one. Who would've thunk it? Fast Walker 52 Dec 2016 #13
Pretty sure he was visited by three ghosts in the night. Tommy_Carcetti Dec 2016 #17
it may be riskier for them NOT to take this stand mnmoderatedem Dec 2016 #2
and the democrats are....??????? spanone Dec 2016 #3
If I start in on them, Are_grits_groceries Dec 2016 #4
grrrrr 😡 spanone Dec 2016 #5
Well, Reid was the first to speak up. Barack_America Dec 2016 #6
harry just retired... spanone Dec 2016 #9
He's no longer a Democrat? Barack_America Dec 2016 #11
no longer in office very soon rurallib Dec 2016 #16
he is in office now, and schumer is rounding up the thug members of mopinko Dec 2016 #34
If you haven't heard about Democrats talking about this, you haven't been paying attention. George II Dec 2016 #12
Corker said something??? TNNurse Dec 2016 #7
Wasn't Corker on the SOS short list? Nt Tommy_Carcetti Dec 2016 #19
Yes he was TNNurse Dec 2016 #23
That should scare the shit out of you malaise Dec 2016 #8
I guess democrats are democratting. Lucky Luciano Dec 2016 #10
Corker has not spoken out about Russia oberliner Dec 2016 #14
Really? Are_grits_groceries Dec 2016 #15
Did you read what he actually said according to that article? oberliner Dec 2016 #18
Next year...Not much help tnlurker Dec 2016 #20
Yes, exactly oberliner Dec 2016 #25
Well, you win! Are_grits_groceries Dec 2016 #27
grits, NGU! Cooley Hurd Dec 2016 #29
Thanks! Nt Are_grits_groceries Dec 2016 #30
Huh? oberliner Dec 2016 #32
There are a lot of jobs that in the country that need to be filled. gordianot Dec 2016 #21
Message auto-removed Name removed Dec 2016 #22
Schumer doesn't chair any committees BumRushDaShow Dec 2016 #24
I kinda think it's a good move to make the Republicans comment on this information. Cracklin Charlie Dec 2016 #33
Yes BumRushDaShow Dec 2016 #35
Umm... Corker (via Twitter): "If it is Rex Tillerson, he is a very impressive individual." ecstatic Dec 2016 #26
Where the fuck is Marco Rubio? Wasn't he one of the hard-core hawks bullwinkle428 Dec 2016 #28
Maro whichever way the wind blows... JCMach1 Dec 2016 #31
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