Warning: Eye bleach needed. Have you noticed that a lot of media outlets

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30. We had the cool, photogenic Obamas

for eight years, so a normal person would probably have trouble competing. They are healthy, vibrant 50-somethings who have taken care of themselves.

Trump is unfortunately 70+ and vain, and does not have the genetics to age like wine. He does pay to keep his hair implants soft as candy floss and his skin stained with a healthy beta-carotene glow, neither of which read very well on film. He also likely dines in his horrible restaurant often, likely room service to his penthouse instead of taking the short walk, and will likely be using his helicopter to commute between the west wing and the east wing of the White House.