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Initech

(109,269 posts)
22. "I'm the healthiest American, ever, OK???"
Wed Dec 21, 2016, 12:54 PM
Dec 2016

"Because the liberals and the left wing media don't want my friend Dr. Oz to have an opinion on anything. They are biased! They are losers! Dr. Oz said I am the healthiest man alive and I will live to be 100!"

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And a polygraph C_U_L8R Dec 2016 #1
Polygraphs don't work if the liar believes that he is telling the truth. DetlefK Dec 2016 #3
He would do bigly on a polygraph test... Frustratedlady Dec 2016 #7
Trump's a lousy liar - so obvious and evasive C_U_L8R Dec 2016 #15
And an IQ-test. And a literacy-test. And a written exam on politics, law and history. DetlefK Dec 2016 #2
Don't forget the psych eval...nt Wounded Bear Dec 2016 #4
hey, i'm just reaching for the possible here. mopinko Dec 2016 #5
Ain't gonna happen Canoe52 Dec 2016 #6
ikr? mopinko Dec 2016 #10
and a DNA sample to run thru the unsolved crime KewlKat Dec 2016 #8
They should be medically and mentally N_E_1 for Tennis Dec 2016 #9
oh, i agree. it was a thing until this ass. mopinko Dec 2016 #13
Is there any requirement about physicals? greymattermom Dec 2016 #11
And who will appoint/select the person in charge of this? jberryhill Dec 2016 #12
walter reed hospital. mopinko Dec 2016 #14
What would be the criteria for acceptable physical condition gladium et scutum Dec 2016 #16
My thoughts also lunasun Dec 2016 #17
see my comment below. mopinko Dec 2016 #24
not saying anything like they need to be perfect. mopinko Dec 2016 #20
If fitness for military duty is the criteria gladium et scutum Dec 2016 #25
during the primaries, yes. mayo would be fine. mopinko Dec 2016 #30
He had a medical exam. You'd be AMAZED how healthy he is. ... JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2016 #18
"I'm the healthiest American, ever, OK???" Initech Dec 2016 #22
I wish Presidents-elect be required to take a civics test before they take office meow2u3 Dec 2016 #19
mentioned above- psyche eval. mopinko Dec 2016 #23
And a mental competency test should be in order. Initech Dec 2016 #21
Truck Drivers have to in order to get our DOT card, that's Federal. sarcasmo Dec 2016 #26
There should also be some type of mental evaluation. The job is the most powerful person on earth RKP5637 Dec 2016 #27
yup. surprised st ronnie didnt manage to blow up the planet. mopinko Dec 2016 #29
And a mental status exam /nt hopeforchange2008 Dec 2016 #28
I like surprises MFM008 Dec 2016 #31
The POTUS and his cabinet Runningdawg Dec 2016 #32
boy howdy. mopinko Dec 2016 #33
AND the rightstag would throw that in our face Uggwearingdad Dec 2016 #34
what? she would have had the same exam, mopinko Dec 2016 #35
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