Romney’s Super Fan Loses His Truck in a Fire

[MADem]

41. It sure looks it--the dude's a geezer and he's smokin' like a chimney and living on almonds and diet

coke and lunch meat!

I--no spring chicken, myself-- eschew the tabacky in my dotage, though I do enjoy the odd diet coke and I really like almonds, too, but if I had to live on that kinda food day in/day out I'd be in a rough way. He's a heart attack waiting to happen.

He was probably rolling down the road, smoking that pipe, knocking out the old plug and getting ready to load the bad boy up anew, when a tobacco ember met flammable material...and I'll bet that oil leak didn't help matters either! He probably had a few containers of oil to top off with in the back of that rolling wreck, too.

If his insurance sucks, maybe the RMoney folks will buy him a new truck....or maybe they will be assholes and say "Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps, MY FRIEND!"