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152. Pretty sure God speaks Old Gallifreyan.

Thu Jun 21, 2012, 05:38 PM

Jun 2012

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Joe the Plumber: Bible More Accurate Than Science Books Because It’s Never Been Revised [View all] pokerfan Jun 2012 OP

re: Joe the Plumber: Bible More Accurate Than Science Books Because It’s Never Been Revised clang1 Jun 2012 #1

not necessarily "liars" krkaufman Jun 2012 #175

Logical, right??? elleng Jun 2012 #2

re: Logical, right??? clang1 Jun 2012 #18

I so love that movie! EOTE Jun 2012 #61

re: I so love that movie! clang1 Jun 2012 #167

How about the King James "Version"? lob1 Jun 2012 #3

and pokerfan Jun 2012 #13

not to mention the various ecclesiastical councils that decided what should be in the bible -- HiPointDem Jun 2012 #24

revisions clang1 Jun 2012 #31

oh yeah, that was just for starters pokerfan Jun 2012 #37

Thanks for that graphic. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2012 #91

+1 n/t clang1 Jun 2012 #165

Question about Christianity (nothing to do with Joe the Plumber) Jim Lane Jun 2012 #121

Splits off from Protestanism in the 19th century IMHO Retrograde Jun 2012 #122

It's because of your point about unified dogma that I'm not sure about graphing the LDS Church. Jim Lane Jun 2012 #128

They're hard to categorize Retrograde Jun 2012 #148

You're probably the first person to mention the Nicene Creed in a thread about Joe the Plumber. Jim Lane Jun 2012 #172

re: oh yeah, that was just for starters clang1 Jun 2012 #169

And then there are the Gnostic Gospels and the simple but often forgotten JDPriestly Jun 2012 #42

And don't forget the more recent "Bible for Dummies". lob1 Jun 2012 #46

Would that be "paraphrased bibles"? JHB Jun 2012 #56

Faith and history are also incompatible n/t Blanks Jun 2012 #143

The bible starts with a revision. sarge43 Jun 2012 #51

I love that picture Xyzse Jun 2012 #71

The "When you were born, the doc slapped your mother, right?" look. sarge43 Jun 2012 #188

LOL Xyzse Jun 2012 #190

Winner - that just says for me exactly what I wanted to express but smirkymonkey Jun 2012 #132

The created from a rib bit is a Sumerian pun. aquart Jun 2012 #147

That's a good point pokerfan Jun 2012 #159

Letting Go Of God is such an awesome piece. teamster633 Jun 2012 #178

At least before running mouth about it, minimum read the first couple of chapters of that book. n/t sarge43 Jun 2012 #189

Ure jus makin dat up, u commie pinko liar! freshwest Jun 2012 #36

Ignorance and stupidity, all personified in one man steve2470 Jun 2012 #4

re: Ignorance and stupidity, all personified in one man clang1 Jun 2012 #6

That's beautiful... it suggests a contest cthulu2016 Jun 2012 #5

The beauty is in the remarkable ThoughtCriminal Jun 2012 #9

There's a whole blog in that idea. EFerrari Jun 2012 #23

It is wrong on all of the levels, which are themselves also wrong. It is fractally wrong. (nt) Posteritatis Jun 2012 #130

Wurzelbacher is full of surprrises DFW Jun 2012 #7

I know I had a tough time sarisataka Jun 2012 #21

Just don't open it! chemenger Jun 2012 #96

I think I'll be ok sarisataka Jun 2012 #124

What is Indiana Jones doing posting here? n/t DFW Jun 2012 #136

Yes, it seems incredible - but there are Republicans ThoughtCriminal Jun 2012 #8

The Lord commands thee to return to plumbing and be silent Blue Owl Jun 2012 #10

ROFL alcibiades_mystery Jun 2012 #14

re: The Lord commands thee to return to plumbing and be silent clang1 Jun 2012 #15

Dude wasn't even an actual plumber, though Warren DeMontague Jun 2012 #49

.... Behind the Aegis Jun 2012 #11

Oh, Jesus! patrice Jun 2012 #12

Wow. Why does anyone give that loser the time of day? NC_Nurse Jun 2012 #16

Thing is, he probably knows how stupid that is mindwalker_i Jun 2012 #17

re: Thing is, he probably knows how stupid that is clang1 Jun 2012 #20

LMAO EFerrari Jun 2012 #19

It has been revised countless times. Where the heck has he been? Every generation revises appleannie1 Jun 2012 #22

I do believe the republicans have a contest to find Angry Dragon Jun 2012 #25

It's such a massive contest it will be difficult to determine a winner. LuckyLib Jun 2012 #146

And the moon is more important than the sun because Marr Jun 2012 #26

Stop that TrogL Jun 2012 #119

OMG. That's a keeper! nt Ilsa Jun 2012 #134

these people get paid good salaries to say that crap, too n/t RainDog Jun 2012 #27

re: these people get paid good salaries to say that crap, too n/t clang1 Jun 2012 #30

"Explains how his pastor..." Scootaloo Jun 2012 #28

Funny how they just keep shoveling this shit at us KansDem Jun 2012 #84

If you figure it out. Blanks Jun 2012 #145

religion, pro-life, etc. are all a smokescreen to get the real agenda through: corporatocracy wordpix Jun 2012 #100

Actually, very limited guns Scootaloo Jun 2012 #135

Hey, Joe the Plumber Downtown Hound Jun 2012 #29

What a moron. ForgoTheConsequence Jun 2012 #32

That's actually One of the better translations TrogL Jun 2012 #120

wow. fishwax Jun 2012 #33

I'm convinced this isn't stupidity agent46 Jun 2012 #34

Make mine an Orval..... MindMover Jun 2012 #35

It is abundantly obvious HeiressofBickworth Jun 2012 #40

All we really have now agent46 Jun 2012 #45

This is another issue that I have with John McCain. BlueMTexpat Jun 2012 #38

The Holy Bible has never been revised? LeftishBrit Jun 2012 #39

Coptic, too. Octafish Jun 2012 #79

Spam deleted by OKNancy (MIR Team) Donte Brown Jun 2012 #41

I wonder who waters the pastor. Solly Mack Jun 2012 #43

Ermm... ananda Jun 2012 #44

"a means to come at deep spiritual truths" deutsey Jun 2012 #63

Good analysis... tex-wyo-dem Jun 2012 #171

In right wing reality, when you are told to believe that god dictated..... wandy Jun 2012 #47

*bashes head in* sakabatou Jun 2012 #48

too stupid to see the science they don't believe in has basically created the modern world in which KG Jun 2012 #50

1973 was the first year the word "Homosexual" appeared in the bible justiceischeap Jun 2012 #52

These people plumb new depths of stupid every day. nt alphafemale Jun 2012 #53

Awww, lay off Comrade Joe, the Model Soviet Citizen JHB Jun 2012 #54

Stupid has worked really well for Joe The Plumber lunatica Jun 2012 #55

The amazing thing is that he nailed the important difference... Skinner Jun 2012 #57

This moron is even dumber than I first thought malaise Jun 2012 #58

It's hard to decide what they're most ignorant of... CBHagman Jun 2012 #59

And don't forget science! Lucy Goosey Jun 2012 #187

This guy is giving plumbers a bad name randr Jun 2012 #60

By that logic we should all be crapping Island Blue Jun 2012 #62

He is dumber than a rusted drain pipe. marmar Jun 2012 #64

And far less useful. n/t jtuck004 Jun 2012 #105

He's a political scientist who offers insightful analyses of socialism AND he's a biblical scholar deutsey Jun 2012 #65

back to plumbing dumbass spanone Jun 2012 #66

he's not a plumber - he was unemployed but I don't know now... wordpix Jun 2012 #101

Joe the plumber- Not a joe, nor a plumber discuss Rambis Jun 2012 #140

He's like butter...only... with ass crack showing FailureToCommunicate Jun 2012 #151

He's been plumbing the depths of dumbass ever since we were made aware of his existence. Ikonoklast Jun 2012 #186

I'm a non-believer GreatCaesarsGhost Jun 2012 #67

Is this idiot still flapping his yapper? Arkana Jun 2012 #68

That's right Joe, your Bible is written on the original papyrus in sinkingfeeling Jun 2012 #69

I think we can retire the title of "Dumbest Mofo to ever run for Congress". bullwinkle428 Jun 2012 #70

joe the fabrication is about as informed as I expected. mulsh Jun 2012 #72

He was hit with a ton of bricks alright. JoePhilly Jun 2012 #73

The breathtaking stupidity of that assertion hifiguy Jun 2012 #74

SUch stunning ignorance should never be given air time except perhaps on the smoking gun.... Marrah_G Jun 2012 #75

I hope Marcie Kaptur buries that bald-headed idiot in November catbyte Jun 2012 #76

We now live in the age of Stupidity for Profit. nt Javaman Jun 2012 #77

The fact is, that boy is dumber than a fucking rock Autumn Jun 2012 #78

Dear Gawd, does this man know how poorly he reflects plumbers? rustydog Jun 2012 #80

Er . . . huh 4th law of robotics Jun 2012 #81

Never revised? There are dozens of versions and they do not all use the same meanings. He is an jwirr Jun 2012 #82

Joe the Plumber hasn't heard of the google? Botany Jun 2012 #83

Google? Science created Google. TBF Jun 2012 #95

Here's Matthew 25:40 from 20 different bible versions LynneSin Jun 2012 #85

Stealing your marvelous graphic. dixiegrrrrl Jun 2012 #86

Stupid Is As Stupid Does herberto55 Jun 2012 #87

Tide goes in, tide goes out. CJCRANE Jun 2012 #88

Without honesty, there is no truth. SCVDem Jun 2012 #89

What language is Joe the Plumber's Bible written in? Hugabear Jun 2012 #90

It's in the original King James English CJCRANE Jun 2012 #92

Preacheth it, brother! derby378 Jun 2012 #103

Hey, English was good enough for Jeebus. hifiguy Jun 2012 #110

Pretty sure God speaks Old Gallifreyan. tclambert Jun 2012 #152

Stupid should explain: Bible More Accurate Than the Constitution Because It’s Never Been Revised wordpix Jun 2012 #93

Sam the Moron just proved my hypothesis for why these morons hate science. Odin2005 Jun 2012 #94

What is he smoking and where might I obtain some??? Initech Jun 2012 #97

Joe needs to Watch the History Channel and It's Shows about the Bible Liberalman777 Jun 2012 #98

He said, ‘see any revisions on it Joe’? I said, ‘no.’ Suji to Seoul Jun 2012 #99

It was revised everytime a monk hand copied it. nt tsuki Jun 2012 #102

joe... progressoid Jun 2012 #104

Oh my god, he's even more fucking stupid than I thought. Zoeisright Jun 2012 #106

Bu,,,? Wha,,,? Ho,,,? Wh,,,? (@#%(*@#R(*U@(F*@#(*R@#*J#(U#)@(U benld74 Jun 2012 #107

Err, don't know what to do with this one nadinbrzezinski Jun 2012 #108

OMG JonLP24 Jun 2012 #109

If the bible had problems at the end of each chapter, the publishers would revise it every year whopis01 Jun 2012 #111

What the...been hundreds of...where the.........?!?!?!? Crowman1979 Jun 2012 #112

Well its official! Joe the Dumber is a Troll! Crowman1979 Jun 2012 #113

DERP shanti Jun 2012 #114

I really mourn for the average knowledge bank of Americans librechik Jun 2012 #115

re: the lack of education is serving the Republicans who advocate it very well. clang1 Jun 2012 #174

Demagogues sulphurdunn Jun 2012 #116

Bible? Never been revised? Fire Walk With Me Jun 2012 #117

Imagine you're Steve Kraus, and you lost a primary to this idiot muriel_volestrangler Jun 2012 #118

Where I come from we call this: A Special Kind of Stupid. JNelson6563 Jun 2012 #123

It's fun to point and laugh at wingnuts like we do with zoo animals aint_no_life_nowhere Jun 2012 #125

Problem is we don't have the wingnuts in cages Taverner Jun 2012 #127

Um, the bible has been revised COUNTLESS times! Taverner Jun 2012 #126

Council of Nicaea for you on line one, Joe. (nt) Posteritatis Jun 2012 #129

But wait...I have a Revised Standard Version MineralMan Jun 2012 #131

Oh, please! neeksgeek Jun 2012 #133

Never been Revised Because... Dirty Socialist Jun 2012 #137

ummmmm...what rhymes with "plumber"... glinda Jun 2012 #138

Just on my Nook or on my bookshelf, I count four separate versions of the Bible. backscatter712 Jun 2012 #139

I wonder if he's an Old Testement or a New Testement kind of guy? obxhead Jun 2012 #141

it's called faith but Joe decided PatrynXX Jun 2012 #142

Probably old news, but I just saw a bumper sticker hamsterjill Jun 2012 #144

Screw him and the dinosaur he rode in on complain jane Jun 2012 #149

Three words rateyes Jun 2012 #150

Joe doesn't know which came first Spitfire of ATJ Jun 2012 #153

The reason science is more accurate is precisely because it's been revised so many times. tclambert Jun 2012 #154

Also says the Earth is flat. Nevernose Jun 2012 #155

Reminds me of an essay by Isaac Asimov pokerfan Jun 2012 #160

I am not surprised he's that ignorant frogmarch Jun 2012 #156

Ach, Gott im Himmel. tanyev Jun 2012 #157

Oy, Hillbilly philosophy Canuckistanian Jun 2012 #158

OMG...This fool makes my arse itch. Brooklyn Dame Jun 2012 #161

he really is stupid, isn't he? barbtries Jun 2012 #162

re: hope his would be constituents are running in the opposite direction. clang1 Jun 2012 #176

OMG..........can we just euthanize the stupid.... Historic NY Jun 2012 #163

learn something new Jerry Frey Jun 2012 #164

I thought for sure this was an exaggeration... but nope... MNBrewer Jun 2012 #166

Joe,the shitter's plugged. Swede Jun 2012 #168

When will this guy just go plunge a fucking turd? RagAss Jun 2012 #170

Yep, yep. Matthew and Moses speak and wrote English. McCamy Taylor Jun 2012 #173

And these stupid-ass MFers are running our lives! southerncrone Jun 2012 #177

If ... Clouseau2 Jun 2012 #179

To quote the great English poet George Harrison jonthebru Jun 2012 #180

... FedUpWithIt All Jun 2012 #181

Really rks306 Jun 2012 #182

What a fucking ignoramus. nt Deep13 Jun 2012 #183

God Almighty!!! (You should excuse the expression).... truth2power Jun 2012 #184

Wow. He must be a lousy plumber Tsiyu Jun 2012 #185

He's going for ALL the dog whistles. lpbk2713 Jun 2012 #191