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Island Blue

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35. And don't tell me, let me guess ...

Wed Dec 28, 2016, 09:04 PM

Dec 2016

The crowd will chant "Lock her up, lock her up." I'm sure he'll just rehash his campaign speeches and add in something about Carrier, yada, yada, yada.

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Trump says he'll write inaugural address himself [View all] El Supremo Dec 2016 OP

Like Melania wrote hers? n/t radical noodle Dec 2016 #1

Exactly what I thought. Writing a speech would require too much of him Maru Kitteh Dec 2016 #53

LMAO! Yes! radical noodle Dec 2016 #66

Exactly! I don't believe for a minute that he will write it. brush Dec 2016 #64

It won't take long to know if he wrote it radical noodle Dec 2016 #67

We'll do it live portlander23 Dec 2016 #2

LMAO. *ded* JHan Dec 2016 #40

Well, at least it won't be very long. KamaAina Dec 2016 #3

Good one! livetohike Dec 2016 #21

you beat me to it....lol Demonaut Dec 2016 #59

Doubt he will write anything dhol82 Dec 2016 #4

Autocrats always like to speak at length to a captive audience. tblue37 Dec 2016 #29

And their supporters stand there in rapt attention. dhol82 Dec 2016 #31

Perhaps he'll end up like William Henry Harrison mythology Dec 2016 #45

If he has a dream about asking Abraham Lincoln how to de-stress from the pressures of the office, tblue37 Dec 2016 #47

I am sure it will go over bigly. n/t dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 #63

I say he'll tweet it in madokie Dec 2016 #5

The Trump family was outed for plagiarism a few months ago. lpbk2713 Dec 2016 #6

Four score and seven years ago... snort Dec 2016 #13

"Ask not what your country can do for you. lpbk2713 Dec 2016 #18

"Ask what you can do for the Trump presidency." True Dough Dec 2016 #71

That's just what I was thinking. NT mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2016 #24

Sure he will. cwydro Dec 2016 #7

"BIGLY, HUGE, I AM AMAZING. EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID!" TexasProgresive Dec 2016 #8

"It's gonna be BIGLY... as in HUUUGE!!" Ugghh, wake me when it's over... I can't bear to watch!! InAbLuEsTaTe Dec 2016 #9

Oh, goody. LisaM Dec 2016 #10

Four times in seven days I scored. rug Dec 2016 #11

Oh my god that is one of the funniest things I've read on DU and a long long long time elehhhhna Dec 2016 #16

ROFL!! livetohike Dec 2016 #23

Oh Dog, that's hilarious. SammyWinstonJack Dec 2016 #51

Bwaaaaaaahahaha! Hubby LOLed also. Ilsa Dec 2016 #69

That should be an oratory masterpiece. TheCowsCameHome Dec 2016 #12

Thank you Jesus! This means it'll only be 140 characters. elehhhhna Dec 2016 #14

1st Inaugural address with hashtags and will only be 140 characters long. nt TeamPooka Dec 2016 #15

"Four score and three wives ago...." nt TeamPooka Dec 2016 #17

right rbrnmw Dec 2016 #19

"But first a few words about a new hotel that just opened up mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2016 #20

Bwa-ha-haw!1 DUzy UTUSN Dec 2016 #22

At least this way the networks won't have to carry it live. mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2016 #25

Sad! nt tblue37 Dec 2016 #26

So it will be brief . . . considering his vocabulary. Vinca Dec 2016 #27

tRump *says* a lot of things. SeattleVet Dec 2016 #28

"My first act will be to build a monument to me, a bigly one I promise it will be solid gold Rex Dec 2016 #30

President Obama please check your old inaugural speeches lunasun Dec 2016 #32

Perhaps he'll call into Fox and Friends during the ceremony to talk about how tremendous it is. welivetotreadonkings Dec 2016 #33

This otta be good. nt Laffy Kat Dec 2016 #34

And don't tell me, let me guess ... Island Blue Dec 2016 #35

"Oh say can you see, by the light of my bleached hair, what so proudly you should all hail..." RBInMaine Dec 2016 #36

NO he won't Cha Dec 2016 #37

Does he have enough crayolas? n/t rzemanfl Dec 2016 #38

This made me laugh. Then cry. nt, marybourg Dec 2016 #55

140 characters or less onecaliberal Dec 2016 #39

How can he. He's fucking illeterate. smirkymonkey Dec 2016 #41

I hope he does write it all himself Generator Dec 2016 #42

ahahahaha sure you will lol! rockfordfile Dec 2016 #43

Study a couple of Hitler tapes rurallib Dec 2016 #44

Will he at least take off the stupid hat? Generic Other Dec 2016 #46

yea, sure he will. he lies everytime he opens his mouth spanone Dec 2016 #48

The big ugly jerk mountain grammy Dec 2016 #49

ROFL! SammyWinstonJack Dec 2016 #50

Just keep adding to our national embarrassment buffoon boy etherealtruth Dec 2016 #52

Don't forget - "for all Americans, and that is so important to me" Ms. Toad Dec 2016 #54

Guess he couldn't find any A-list speech writers to do it for him. royable Dec 2016 #56

Coming next over 5000 tweets benld74 Dec 2016 #57

I think Melania Trump should write it. guillaumeb Dec 2016 #58

I can see my hotel from here. GreatCaesarsGhost Dec 2016 #60

I thought he will tweet it. muntrv Dec 2016 #61

Oh. My. God. mcar Dec 2016 #62

no worries handmade34 Dec 2016 #65

He should be imededitly impeached after his kacekwl Dec 2016 #68

He can't think beyond 140 Characters, so at least it will be short. tinrobot Dec 2016 #70