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Like Melania wrote hers? n/t radical noodle Dec 2016 #1
Exactly what I thought. Writing a speech would require too much of him Maru Kitteh Dec 2016 #53
LMAO! Yes! radical noodle Dec 2016 #66
Exactly! I don't believe for a minute that he will write it. brush Dec 2016 #64
It won't take long to know if he wrote it radical noodle Dec 2016 #67
We'll do it live portlander23 Dec 2016 #2
LMAO. *ded* JHan Dec 2016 #40
Well, at least it won't be very long. KamaAina Dec 2016 #3
Good one! livetohike Dec 2016 #21
you beat me to it....lol Demonaut Dec 2016 #59
Doubt he will write anything dhol82 Dec 2016 #4
Autocrats always like to speak at length to a captive audience. tblue37 Dec 2016 #29
And their supporters stand there in rapt attention. dhol82 Dec 2016 #31
Perhaps he'll end up like William Henry Harrison mythology Dec 2016 #45
If he has a dream about asking Abraham Lincoln how to de-stress from the pressures of the office, tblue37 Dec 2016 #47
I am sure it will go over bigly. n/t dixiegrrrrl Dec 2016 #63
I say he'll tweet it in madokie Dec 2016 #5
The Trump family was outed for plagiarism a few months ago. lpbk2713 Dec 2016 #6
Four score and seven years ago... snort Dec 2016 #13
"Ask not what your country can do for you. lpbk2713 Dec 2016 #18
"Ask what you can do for the Trump presidency." True Dough Dec 2016 #71
That's just what I was thinking. NT mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2016 #24
Sure he will. cwydro Dec 2016 #7
"BIGLY, HUGE, I AM AMAZING. EVERYONE ELSE IS STUPID!" TexasProgresive Dec 2016 #8
"It's gonna be BIGLY... as in HUUUGE!!" Ugghh, wake me when it's over... I can't bear to watch!! InAbLuEsTaTe Dec 2016 #9
Oh, goody. LisaM Dec 2016 #10
Four times in seven days I scored. rug Dec 2016 #11
Oh my god that is one of the funniest things I've read on DU and a long long long time elehhhhna Dec 2016 #16
ROFL!! livetohike Dec 2016 #23
Oh Dog, that's hilarious. SammyWinstonJack Dec 2016 #51
Bwaaaaaaahahaha! Hubby LOLed also. Ilsa Dec 2016 #69
That should be an oratory masterpiece. TheCowsCameHome Dec 2016 #12
Thank you Jesus! This means it'll only be 140 characters. elehhhhna Dec 2016 #14
1st Inaugural address with hashtags and will only be 140 characters long. nt TeamPooka Dec 2016 #15
"Four score and three wives ago...." nt TeamPooka Dec 2016 #17
right rbrnmw Dec 2016 #19
"But first a few words about a new hotel that just opened up mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2016 #20
Bwa-ha-haw!1 DUzy UTUSN Dec 2016 #22
At least this way the networks won't have to carry it live. mahatmakanejeeves Dec 2016 #25
Sad! nt tblue37 Dec 2016 #26
So it will be brief . . . considering his vocabulary. Vinca Dec 2016 #27
tRump *says* a lot of things. SeattleVet Dec 2016 #28
"My first act will be to build a monument to me, a bigly one I promise it will be solid gold Rex Dec 2016 #30
President Obama please check your old inaugural speeches lunasun Dec 2016 #32
Perhaps he'll call into Fox and Friends during the ceremony to talk about how tremendous it is. welivetotreadonkings Dec 2016 #33
This otta be good. nt Laffy Kat Dec 2016 #34
And don't tell me, let me guess ... Island Blue Dec 2016 #35
"Oh say can you see, by the light of my bleached hair, what so proudly you should all hail..." RBInMaine Dec 2016 #36
NO he won't Cha Dec 2016 #37
Does he have enough crayolas? n/t rzemanfl Dec 2016 #38
This made me laugh. Then cry. nt, marybourg Dec 2016 #55
140 characters or less onecaliberal Dec 2016 #39
How can he. He's fucking illeterate. smirkymonkey Dec 2016 #41
I hope he does write it all himself Generator Dec 2016 #42
ahahahaha sure you will lol! rockfordfile Dec 2016 #43
Study a couple of Hitler tapes rurallib Dec 2016 #44
Will he at least take off the stupid hat? Generic Other Dec 2016 #46
yea, sure he will. he lies everytime he opens his mouth spanone Dec 2016 #48
The big ugly jerk mountain grammy Dec 2016 #49
ROFL! SammyWinstonJack Dec 2016 #50
Just keep adding to our national embarrassment buffoon boy etherealtruth Dec 2016 #52
Don't forget - "for all Americans, and that is so important to me" Ms. Toad Dec 2016 #54
Guess he couldn't find any A-list speech writers to do it for him. royable Dec 2016 #56
Coming next over 5000 tweets benld74 Dec 2016 #57
I think Melania Trump should write it. guillaumeb Dec 2016 #58
I can see my hotel from here. GreatCaesarsGhost Dec 2016 #60
I thought he will tweet it. muntrv Dec 2016 #61
Oh. My. God. mcar Dec 2016 #62
no worries handmade34 Dec 2016 #65
He should be imededitly impeached after his kacekwl Dec 2016 #68
He can't think beyond 140 Characters, so at least it will be short. tinrobot Dec 2016 #70
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