TRUMP: "Nobody knows exactly what's going on"

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25. Translating Trump

We need to move on from this talk about investigating the hacking of the DNC and blaming Russia. This internet gives us speedier communications but it can never be really secure and there is no way we can ever find out who is doing the hacking.

It could be that 400 pound guy sitting on a bed in New Jersey, or a 300 pound guy sitting on a toilet in New York City. It could be some nasty 200 pound woman in California. We can never know. My point is that if we get rid of private email on the internet , we solve the private email hacking problem.

Then we call all just tweet and you will know what I am saying to you, and even better, I will know what you are saying to each other. That way we will be on the same page
and we can move ahead with our lives-me in my luxurious penthouse at Trump Tower and you at your...wherever.

The senators are planning an investigation of the hacking. After my inauguration I will explain to the senators that they don't need to investigate because it is impossible to find these hackers; that we know its not the Russians-because Russia is our friend and Putin is my BFF; and besides, I have already solved the problem. The senators will agree.
I have to explain to the senators "over time" because my Homeland Security appointee says it will take several months to complete their individual dossiers.