I have been going to troll bootcamp for the past few days. In addition to the Twitter ramblings of @realDonaldTrump I have studied the stylings of the #maga and peepee the frog crew and downloaded an array of meme creator apps. I examined tweets of the Russian Consulate, stocked up on Putin memes and crossed swords with Russian operative accounts (if I fall of a balcony or die of radioactive tea, y'all will know why). I understand the basics of hand-to-hand combat now. Mimicking his writing and talking style is fun!
Love watching Donald Trump fail. What a dope! 
Dummy Trump has gone out of his way to appoint the most incompetent losers to his administration. Mad Dog Flynn and racist Jeff Sessions? Give me a break!
Donald Trump insults President Barack Obama who has much higher approval rating, very successful, and the majority of voters who didn't vote for him and now he wants us to play nice? What a dope!
Total lightweight Donald Trump praises enemy Russia while his appointees insult the brave soldiers of the United States intelligence community. Not a patriot!
And then there is straight up ad hominem attacks. He is VERY touchy about his chin 👹
Donald Trump double chin is so big, it gets caught when he zips his pants in the morning. He has to pull it over his head to wash his neck. Jellyfish try to mate with it. It is trying to become one with his belly so he can finish his final evolution into a tiny but very angry Oompa Loompa.
No way we can't troll Donald Trump relentlessly after the way he flogged that pretend Obama birth certificate controversy for years and years and years. Live by the sword, die by the sword, Donald!
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