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Charles Bukowski

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9. I definitely wouldn't slam the door on him, much as I'd want to

Tue Jan 10, 2017, 04:49 PM

Jan 2017

No sudden movements like that. I'm not getting shot for anyone.

I'd refuse to open the door. Maybe I'd yell "get off my property, you piece of shit" from the other side of the door. But that's it.

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What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door? [View all] Rollo Jan 2017 OP

Slam the door. sinkingfeeling Jan 2017 #1

Turn off all the lights and hide. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #2

I still have memories True Dough Jan 2017 #52

My hub and I once saw the Mormons coming up the walk The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #68

Even if they did pick up on your failed attempts to suppress your laughter True Dough Jan 2017 #70

Spit in his eye. WhiteTara Jan 2017 #3

I would ask him why he was slumming and talk to him on the deck................. Angry Dragon Jan 2017 #4

Politely explain to him why he was not welcome on my property; and then ... 11 Bravo Jan 2017 #5

Call the police and have him arrested for trespassing. LeftofObama Jan 2017 #6

Yes! mnhtnbb Jan 2017 #40

Call the police leftynyc Jan 2017 #7

Projectile vomit to his orangeness benld74 Jan 2017 #8

I definitely wouldn't slam the door on him, much as I'd want to Charles Bukowski Jan 2017 #9

I would try to convince him it is better to love your neighbor than to hate him. DemocratSinceBirth Jan 2017 #10

Have him arrested for trespassing on my property. Vinca Jan 2017 #11

I would probably invite him in... First Speaker Jan 2017 #12

All psychopaths live in a box. Charles Bukowski Jan 2017 #34

Invite him into my kitchen. MANative Jan 2017 #13

Defend my property!!! NightWatcher Jan 2017 #14

Throw a few choice words his way. lpbk2713 Jan 2017 #15

Good one, LOL Rollo Jan 2017 #81

Try to get him stoned hollowdweller Jan 2017 #16

In the modern sense, or the biblical sense? pintobean Jan 2017 #33

call Casey Anthony and Zimmerman and OJ jodymarie aimee Jan 2017 #17

Open the door tell him what I think and then give him a few seconds to get the fuck onecaliberal Jan 2017 #18

Point at the No Solicitors sign next to my front door. MineralMan Jan 2017 #19

I would flatter him, sweet-talk him, and Croney Jan 2017 #20

That just might work! True Dough Jan 2017 #54

Talk to him, even though it would make my skin crawl. Imperialism Inc. Jan 2017 #21

First thing he would see is the " I didn't vote for trump sticker on our front door". Freedomofspeech Jan 2017 #22

Ask the Secret Service wryter2000 Jan 2017 #23

I'd be more excited to see the Secret Service RandiFan1290 Jan 2017 #24

Assume whatever is on my front porch is an impersonator. haele Jan 2017 #25

He would hear in quick succession... longship Jan 2017 #26

grab his "hair" and investigate that nest of stuff northoftheborder Jan 2017 #27

call mini-unblock to see so he can shout "hey, it's donald effing trump!" unblock Jan 2017 #28

I'd yell through the door, madamesilverspurs Jan 2017 #29

Haha. ..love that one! Kittycow Jan 2017 #43

This ... BlueMTexpat Jan 2017 #60

Wake up. JackRiddler Jan 2017 #30

This subject actually came up over Thanksgiving. My cousin said she would never let Trump anywhere StevieM Jan 2017 #31

Invite him in ellie Jan 2017 #32

Refuse to open the door. ananda Jan 2017 #35

Comment on his unusually small hands. louis-t Jan 2017 #36

I'd do this Yavin4 Jan 2017 #37

Release my imagnary dog to greet him malaise Jan 2017 #38

I would try to tie up as much of his time as possible, just like I do with telemarketers Thor_MN Jan 2017 #39

I'd give him a hearty handshake. mac56 Jan 2017 #41

Under the Castle Doctrine, shoot first and stand your ground. nt procon Jan 2017 #42

Open door, invite him in and spend the available time trying to convince him he is wrong democratisphere Jan 2017 #44

I'd tell him that he's a sickening individual who doesn't remotely deserve that office. BlueStater Jan 2017 #45

I would say: Does someone need a hug? guillaumeb Jan 2017 #46

thinking............ MyOwnPeace Jan 2017 #47

I doubt my dogs would like him. And I know he wouldn't like my dogs. hunter Jan 2017 #48

Ill take door #2. brush Jan 2017 #49

I would call animal control Runningdawg Jan 2017 #50

Can you execute a citizen's arrest on a government official? jmowreader Jan 2017 #51

I'd invite him in. I can talk to anybody. If he stays exposed to his side, he'll remain in a bubble. TheBlackAdder Jan 2017 #53

Invite him in and offer him a piece of pie, chocolate pie. liberal N proud Jan 2017 #55

ROFL. I loved that book and movie. Vinca Jan 2017 #56

Ha ha! Buckeye_Democrat Jan 2017 #73

Tell him to get the f off my property before I use my doc03 Jan 2017 #57

I'd let Zeus Dog do his thing zeusdogmom Jan 2017 #58

I live on a HOUSEBOAT (Floating Home) I'D PUSH HIM IN THE RIVER. trueblue2007 Jan 2017 #59

I Have Hired Henchmen The River Jan 2017 #61

President-elect, you mean. nt raccoon Jan 2017 #62

3, then 2. 2naSalit Jan 2017 #63

If he showed up at my front door, he'd be trespassing... 2naSalit Jan 2017 #64

No secret service... kacekwl Jan 2017 #65

I'd piss on him. roamer65 Jan 2017 #66

"Heh, heh, heh. He said 'leaked'." The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #69

Well... JSup Jan 2017 #67

I too would almost certainly feel 'threatened'. Barack_America Jan 2017 #74

Exactly... JSup Jan 2017 #78

Call the police, have them escort him off.... Different Drummer Jan 2017 #71

I would sincerely ask him to call for a re-vote ecstatic Jan 2017 #72

That depends on whether anyone knows he's there or not Bettie Jan 2017 #75

Tonite? - piss on him. nt. marybourg Jan 2017 #76

kick him in the nuts bdamomma Jan 2017 #77

I would tell him I *just* used the bathroom and won't reuire his services. nt LaydeeBug Jan 2017 #79

I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. bluedigger Jan 2017 #80