General Discussion

BlueMTexpat

(15,690 posts)

60. This ...

Reply to madamesilverspurs (Reply #29)

Tue Jan 10, 2017, 06:47 PM

Jan 2017

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

81 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

What would you do if President Trump showed up at your front door? [View all] Rollo Jan 2017 OP

Slam the door. sinkingfeeling Jan 2017 #1

Turn off all the lights and hide. The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #2

I still have memories True Dough Jan 2017 #52

My hub and I once saw the Mormons coming up the walk The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #68

Even if they did pick up on your failed attempts to suppress your laughter True Dough Jan 2017 #70

Spit in his eye. WhiteTara Jan 2017 #3

I would ask him why he was slumming and talk to him on the deck................. Angry Dragon Jan 2017 #4

Politely explain to him why he was not welcome on my property; and then ... 11 Bravo Jan 2017 #5

Call the police and have him arrested for trespassing. LeftofObama Jan 2017 #6

Yes! mnhtnbb Jan 2017 #40

Call the police leftynyc Jan 2017 #7

Projectile vomit to his orangeness benld74 Jan 2017 #8

I definitely wouldn't slam the door on him, much as I'd want to Charles Bukowski Jan 2017 #9

I would try to convince him it is better to love your neighbor than to hate him. DemocratSinceBirth Jan 2017 #10

Have him arrested for trespassing on my property. Vinca Jan 2017 #11

I would probably invite him in... First Speaker Jan 2017 #12

All psychopaths live in a box. Charles Bukowski Jan 2017 #34

Invite him into my kitchen. MANative Jan 2017 #13

Defend my property!!! NightWatcher Jan 2017 #14

Throw a few choice words his way. lpbk2713 Jan 2017 #15

Good one, LOL Rollo Jan 2017 #81

Try to get him stoned hollowdweller Jan 2017 #16

In the modern sense, or the biblical sense? pintobean Jan 2017 #33

call Casey Anthony and Zimmerman and OJ jodymarie aimee Jan 2017 #17

Open the door tell him what I think and then give him a few seconds to get the fuck onecaliberal Jan 2017 #18

Point at the No Solicitors sign next to my front door. MineralMan Jan 2017 #19

I would flatter him, sweet-talk him, and Croney Jan 2017 #20

That just might work! True Dough Jan 2017 #54

Talk to him, even though it would make my skin crawl. Imperialism Inc. Jan 2017 #21

First thing he would see is the " I didn't vote for trump sticker on our front door". Freedomofspeech Jan 2017 #22

Ask the Secret Service wryter2000 Jan 2017 #23

I'd be more excited to see the Secret Service RandiFan1290 Jan 2017 #24

Assume whatever is on my front porch is an impersonator. haele Jan 2017 #25

He would hear in quick succession... longship Jan 2017 #26

grab his "hair" and investigate that nest of stuff northoftheborder Jan 2017 #27

call mini-unblock to see so he can shout "hey, it's donald effing trump!" unblock Jan 2017 #28

I'd yell through the door, madamesilverspurs Jan 2017 #29

Haha. ..love that one! Kittycow Jan 2017 #43

This ... BlueMTexpat Jan 2017 #60

Wake up. JackRiddler Jan 2017 #30

This subject actually came up over Thanksgiving. My cousin said she would never let Trump anywhere StevieM Jan 2017 #31

Invite him in ellie Jan 2017 #32

Refuse to open the door. ananda Jan 2017 #35

Comment on his unusually small hands. louis-t Jan 2017 #36

I'd do this Yavin4 Jan 2017 #37

Release my imagnary dog to greet him malaise Jan 2017 #38

I would try to tie up as much of his time as possible, just like I do with telemarketers Thor_MN Jan 2017 #39

I'd give him a hearty handshake. mac56 Jan 2017 #41

Under the Castle Doctrine, shoot first and stand your ground. nt procon Jan 2017 #42

Open door, invite him in and spend the available time trying to convince him he is wrong democratisphere Jan 2017 #44

I'd tell him that he's a sickening individual who doesn't remotely deserve that office. BlueStater Jan 2017 #45

I would say: Does someone need a hug? guillaumeb Jan 2017 #46

thinking............ MyOwnPeace Jan 2017 #47

I doubt my dogs would like him. And I know he wouldn't like my dogs. hunter Jan 2017 #48

Ill take door #2. brush Jan 2017 #49

I would call animal control Runningdawg Jan 2017 #50

Can you execute a citizen's arrest on a government official? jmowreader Jan 2017 #51

I'd invite him in. I can talk to anybody. If he stays exposed to his side, he'll remain in a bubble. TheBlackAdder Jan 2017 #53

Invite him in and offer him a piece of pie, chocolate pie. liberal N proud Jan 2017 #55

ROFL. I loved that book and movie. Vinca Jan 2017 #56

Ha ha! Buckeye_Democrat Jan 2017 #73

Tell him to get the f off my property before I use my doc03 Jan 2017 #57

I'd let Zeus Dog do his thing zeusdogmom Jan 2017 #58

I live on a HOUSEBOAT (Floating Home) I'D PUSH HIM IN THE RIVER. trueblue2007 Jan 2017 #59

I Have Hired Henchmen The River Jan 2017 #61

President-elect, you mean. nt raccoon Jan 2017 #62

3, then 2. 2naSalit Jan 2017 #63

If he showed up at my front door, he'd be trespassing... 2naSalit Jan 2017 #64

No secret service... kacekwl Jan 2017 #65

I'd piss on him. roamer65 Jan 2017 #66

"Heh, heh, heh. He said 'leaked'." The Velveteen Ocelot Jan 2017 #69

Well... JSup Jan 2017 #67

I too would almost certainly feel 'threatened'. Barack_America Jan 2017 #74

Exactly... JSup Jan 2017 #78

Call the police, have them escort him off.... Different Drummer Jan 2017 #71

I would sincerely ask him to call for a re-vote ecstatic Jan 2017 #72

That depends on whether anyone knows he's there or not Bettie Jan 2017 #75

Tonite? - piss on him. nt. marybourg Jan 2017 #76

kick him in the nuts bdamomma Jan 2017 #77

I would tell him I *just* used the bathroom and won't reuire his services. nt LaydeeBug Jan 2017 #79

I wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. bluedigger Jan 2017 #80