Report: Paul Anka to Sing 'My Way' for Trump Inauguration

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21. And now, the end is near

And you all face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full of shit
I flew above each and every highway
And more, much more than this, they pissed it my way

Regrets, you have a few
But then again, too many to count up
I did what I wanted to do and saw it through without taxation
I winged th' uncharted course, each fumbling step along the byway
And more, much more than this, they pissed it my way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
They drank it up and pissed it out
I faced it all and I stood tall, they pissed it my way

I've groped, but never laughed nor ever cried
Not had my fill, my share of losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think I did all that
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh, no, oh, no, not me, they pissed it my way

For what is my hair, what has science wraught?
If not my own, then Chinese silicone
To hide the things my scalp truly feels and wait for Puty, the one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows and they pissed it my way

Yes, it was my way