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left-of-center2012

(34,195 posts) Fri Jan 13, 2017, 03:56 PM Jan 2017

The joy of aging [View all]

For lunch today I decided to have a glass of milk and a sandwich.
I went into the kitchen, poured myself a glass of milk, and made a sandwich.
I walked back into the living room, put the milk on a table to the right of my chair, sat down, looked at the side table ~~~ no sandwich.
Got up, walked into the kitchen, looked around ~~ no sandwich.
Walked back into the living room, looked around ~~ no sandwich.

That’s when I realized I’d been walking around with the sandwich in my left hand.

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The joy of aging [View all] left-of-center2012 Jan 2017 OP

I've done stuff like that I'm in my early 20's LOL JHan Jan 2017 #1

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Jan 2017 #2

Did that one too.. coco22 Jan 2017 #21

I'm in my early 40s True Dough Jan 2017 #3

I hope the payoff was really really good. NCTraveler Jan 2017 #4

I wouldn't even consider eating a PB&J OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #24

You went there. NCTraveler Jan 2017 #25

I hope I never lose the taste for it OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #30

PB&J Phoenix61 Jan 2017 #26

You lost me at raisin OriginalGeek Jan 2017 #32

Some people become lactose intolerant leftyladyfrommo Jan 2017 #45

Funny BeyondGeography Jan 2017 #4

When I lose my reading glasses - I usually find that I already have them on! Talk Is Cheap Jan 2017 #7

I spent an entire day looking for them once BeyondGeography Jan 2017 #14

Was working with a buddy a few years older than me and he misplaced his eyeglasses TeamPooka Jan 2017 #36

Everything comes full circle: demmiblue Jan 2017 #6

hahahahaha! progressoid Jan 2017 #12

lol TeamPooka Jan 2017 #37

I do that with my glasses. Look all over for them and they are on my head. Solly Mack Jan 2017 #8

Don't worry about it. I'm in my 30s and a couple of mornings ago... Tommy_Carcetti Jan 2017 #9

I do that with my glasses! BigDemVoter Jan 2017 #10

Love it. Helps me deal with washing several loads of laundry without soap. Thirties Child Jan 2017 #11

I couldn't find my wallet yesterday at a store. progressoid Jan 2017 #13

I am quite certain there was an article in rzemanfl Jan 2017 #27

interesting TeamPooka Jan 2017 #38

Yup... been there.. lol..nt ProudProgressiveNow Jan 2017 #15

You sure you're not talking about me? Lint Head Jan 2017 #16

i probably wouldn't have found that sandwich....in my left hand!!!! bwahahahahahahaaa spanone Jan 2017 #17

I love weed too! NightWatcher Jan 2017 #18

yep! spanone Jan 2017 #23

I always try to put my lighter in the same place or I'm looking for it for 5minutes TeamPooka Jan 2017 #39

Ever been looking for your cell phone...and you're on it? lol nt raccoon Jan 2017 #19

Dialing the cell from the landline is an easy way to find it malaise Jan 2017 #31

Don't have a landline any more. nt raccoon Jan 2017 #43

We discovered that the landline works through storms and hurricanes while the malaise Jan 2017 #46

I never can remember my cell phone number. I finally had to put it in Raine Jan 2017 #42

The othe week I was talking to a friend of mine and.. coco22 Jan 2017 #20

It makes watching movies more enjoyable. lpbk2713 Jan 2017 #22

Phone, book, remote, keys, etc.... wcmagumba Jan 2017 #28

Good thing you had a sandwich ready after all that exercise! tanyev Jan 2017 #29

LoL denbot Jan 2017 #33

"searches for keys" left-of-center2012 Jan 2017 #35

I found mine in the fridge once TeamPooka Jan 2017 #41

Fell asleep reading one night. Woke up with terrible chest pains. justhanginon Jan 2017 #34

I've already forwarded this to 3 of my doddering buddies. LAS14 Jan 2017 #40

i take solace that i may not last the entire 4 years dembotoz Jan 2017 #44

You lost something for four years? n/t left-of-center2012 Jan 2017 #47