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Buns_of_Fire

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55. Wait until Flag Day (June 14) gets renamed Trump Day.

Mon Jan 23, 2017, 08:17 PM

Jan 2017

Commemorating, of course, that blessed day in 1946 when the Baby Donald was born in Jamaica (Hospital). The men will cheer, the boys will shout, the ladies they will all turn out...

P.S. Attendance at the nationwide celebration is mandatory. Individual blessings available upon payment of a modest $100. Make checks payable to Cash. Sorry, credit cards not accepted.

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Trump proclaims his own inauguration date "National Day of Patriotic Devotion" -text just released [View all] highplainsdem Jan 2017 OP

how very North Korean of him.... dhill926 Jan 2017 #1

Very North Korea. I'm guessing he bests the record for holes-in-one in his next round of golf underpants Jan 2017 #15

Ew. C_U_L8R Jan 2017 #2

1,2,3....all together now.."Sieg Heil!" Jacob Boehme Jan 2017 #3

America blows chunks Achilleaze Jan 2017 #4

Good lord, do people have no sense of history? Wounded Bear Jan 2017 #5

Sacred Turnip Proclamation: Donkees Jan 2017 #6

I like the use of Turnip in place of Trump katmondoo Jan 2017 #7

All Hail President Turnip! Donkees Jan 2017 #12

I like that too. I'm going to start using it. Ilsa Jan 2017 #40

Compare that to BHO's final proclamation. As different as chalk and cheese. CincyDem Jan 2017 #29

National pride? I thought it was nausea. greatauntoftriplets Jan 2017 #30

yes definitely a national day of nausea luvMIdog Jan 2017 #39

This is from Borowitz or "The Onion", right? Even the deplorables aren't going for this corny crap brush Jan 2017 #32

It's only a matter of time before he wears a jacket with epaulets and a scrambled egg hat. Vinca Jan 2017 #8

*snort* smirkymonkey Jan 2017 #20

FUCK THAT SHIT!!! FrankfurtCat Jan 2017 #9

"the year of our lord"? Doreen Jan 2017 #10

The use of the word "devotion" is telling MountCleaners Jan 2017 #14

And the only path to peace is prayer. MindPilot Jan 2017 #31

Next it'll be Heil or Hail Trump! manicraven Jan 2017 #33

That's the word that scares the hell out of me! cornball 24 Jan 2017 #54

It is a day that marks the birth of the impeach Trump movement. NCjack Jan 2017 #11

As tacky as a chandelier hanging over the toilet. VOX Jan 2017 #13

I wonder who wrote that drivel? leftyladyfrommo Jan 2017 #16

It is from a .gov website exboyfil Jan 2017 #28

Do we burn candles on its anniversary or throw bricks through Jewish storefront glass windows? TheBlackAdder Jan 2017 #17

Face 725 5th Ave. in Manhattan and pray to Dear Leader's glory jmowreader Jan 2017 #58

Please tell me this is a joke. spiderpig Jan 2017 #18

Oh...I've been calling it "The Day Hope Died" unitedwethrive Jan 2017 #19

Is this a joke? smirkymonkey Jan 2017 #21

Sadly, it is not Phoenix61 Jan 2017 #22

And now I am losing mine. smirkymonkey Jan 2017 #24

I'm now on a first name basis with all my local bartenders. Phoenix61 Jan 2017 #25

Is it helping? If I drink anything, I just feel more depressed. manicraven Jan 2017 #34

The commaradee does Phoenix61 Jan 2017 #38

I feel the same way. leftyladyfrommo Jan 2017 #46

When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. Initech Jan 2017 #23

They missed the part about C_U_L8R Jan 2017 #26

So three days in he basically names a day after himself? BeyondGeography Jan 2017 #27

Michelle isn't having it and neither should any of us. brush Jan 2017 #35

Lil (Tricky) Dick II, Groper Don the Con is a fucking lunatic malaise Jan 2017 #36

What exactly does this mean? What am I missing? manicraven Jan 2017 #37

That would have made more sense BEFORE the inauguration titaniumsalute Jan 2017 #41

Thank dog it is retroactive and we witnessed its epic gloriousness LeftInTX Jan 2017 #42

The Sacred Turnip Dance Donkees Jan 2017 #43

National Day of Mourning alarimer Jan 2017 #44

Fuck that shit. For us, that ought to be a day of national upheaval. Paladin Jan 2017 #45

All Hail the Glorious Orange People's Revolution! QC Jan 2017 #47

Four days in and the Trumpians are chanelling Kim Jong-un. Eugene Jan 2017 #48

OMG, seriously?? nt TheFrenchRazor Jan 2017 #49

Devote this ... eleny Jan 2017 #50

It's a fine line between State Religion and State as religion. bluedigger Jan 2017 #51

Is this for real? SylviaD Jan 2017 #52

He can kiss my rosy red white and blue ass. Prisoner_Number_Six Jan 2017 #53

Wait until Flag Day (June 14) gets renamed Trump Day. Buns_of_Fire Jan 2017 #55

"National Day of Patriotic Devotion to the Fatherland" GliderGuider Jan 2017 #56

I am awaiting the response from DPRK_News. mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2017 #57

So what are we supposed to do on his birthday? NT mahatmakanejeeves Jan 2017 #59