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struggle4progress

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8. "Call now and we'll throw in a free spaghetti-twirling spoon!

Reply to BainsBane (Original post)

Sat Jan 28, 2017, 11:20 PM

Jan 2017

Tired of wrestling spaghetti? Our battery-powered spaghetti-twirling spoon makes eating spaghetti easy, while relieving back-muscle ache and strain! Our patented space-age spoon was actually proposed for the Moon landing, yet we'll send it to you absolutely free! You pay only shipping and handling charges! And if you're not completely satisfied, just send it back!"

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Trump is scamming for donations, NOW! [View all] BainsBane Jan 2017 OP

Still campaigning. sinkingfeeling Jan 2017 #1

A bad actor C_U_L8R Jan 2017 #2

It's a PAC Idoru Jan 2017 #3

Correct. Ms. Toad Jan 2017 #6

Ohmigosh! Sunny05 Jan 2017 #10

Just looked up Jess4_RK Sunny05 Jan 2017 #4

He already filed to run again in 2020 wishstar Jan 2017 #5

he really shouldn't temp the fates MFM008 Jan 2017 #26

I think I will run an ad for him. They can just send the money to my bank account. Jim Beard Jan 2017 #7

"Call now and we'll throw in a free spaghetti-twirling spoon! struggle4progress Jan 2017 #8

Exactly. Foo Fighter Jan 2017 #28

I keep hoping that when I wake up in the morning there'll be breaking news about tRump's ouster. manicraven Jan 2017 #32

Haha! Love your comment! manicraven Jan 2017 #31

$8 billion in debt CountAllVotes Jan 2017 #9

What's he say? I actually tried to watch but it won't play.. TY Cha Jan 2017 #11

Trump is under attack, send money BainsBane Jan 2017 #12

Oh BooHoo.. blotus is a Billionaire.. America is under Attack from blotus and putin.. Cha Jan 2017 #16

A billionaire who always plays the victim BainsBane Jan 2017 #20

Damn, this is GO 1984 on steroids. boston bean Jan 2017 #13

You should definitely not call 800-844-8190 Trekologer Jan 2017 #14

When grifting is your life, it's all you know. sarcasmo Jan 2017 #15

Holy shit. sheshe2 Jan 2017 #17

I called it and accidentally pledged support...do not press "1" Demonaut Jan 2017 #18

They can't hold you to it BainsBane Jan 2017 #19

We hate you Trump milestogo Jan 2017 #21

If he did that from the White House, that's a big big no-no. shraby Jan 2017 #22

When I played that recording you put up my cats ran terrified out of the room. Doreen Jan 2017 #23

Animals and children BainsBane Jan 2017 #24

Yup, it wa so funny though. They are still being a little skittish. Doreen Jan 2017 #25

My little dog would always growl and bark at GWB, nobody else, just him. manicraven Jan 2017 #33

They forgot the part GallopingGhost Jan 2017 #27

Kick to show friends. Cracklin Charlie Jan 2017 #29

I keep thinking this can't get more disgusting. AJT Jan 2017 #30

Ministry of Propaganda is busy busy busy Hekate Jan 2017 #34

The best response is to give money to the ACLU Gothmog Jan 2017 #35