America's favorite mastiff. Come CAPTION Joe ("Keep your hands where I can see 'em") Arpaio!!! [View all]

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Joe ("Hold on to your nuts&quot Arpa io is saying: "I want the Justice Department to hear this in no uncertain terms. I am not a racist and this department in no way treats people of different races in an inferior fashion. . . . The Justice Department just doesn't know how to interpret the data . . . The reason we incarcerate more illegals and Mexican-American is because they commit more crimes, they're prone to it. . . . The reason we stop more African-Americans than whites, is because they're always scheming and planning. . . . Along with constant heavy sex, it's in their nature. . . . This department cares about and understands our fellow human beings. We do not discriminate. Period."