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PatrickforO

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49. The horror is that I don't think you are joking.

Thu Feb 9, 2017, 01:20 AM

Feb 2017

Human skin lampshades went out in 1945. Let's hope the civilized world doesn't have to spend millions of lives to get rid of Trump and human skin towels.

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Trump registered a complaint about the hand towels aboard Air Force One (not soft enough). [View all] Miles Archer Feb 2017 OP

What we are dealing with is a privileged child....... sunonmars Feb 2017 #1

Primarily this is the United States of America, 2017 Cosmocat Feb 2017 #17

President Veruca! Very good. neeksgeek Feb 2017 #71

Won't someone get President Snowflake a soft towel and a binky too. NightWatcher Feb 2017 #2

I can protest every weekend if I have to! flygal Feb 2017 #11

I think we'll break him. #LetsMakeTrumpCry or #TrumpHasASad NightWatcher Feb 2017 #12

Ohhhh.... DK504 Feb 2017 #24

#TrumpHasASad is great! wordpix Feb 2017 #40

Don't you know-----he really is thin-skinned. Doitnow Feb 2017 #36

Scary. Laurian Feb 2017 #3

American cotton is too rough for him. He needs to import some of that Egyptian Pima cotton. TheBlackAdder Feb 2017 #15

Tiny hands are sooo delicate and sensitive! nt tblue37 Feb 2017 #4

This coming from the man who is angry at Spicer, because he wants his administration to look tough? TheBlackAdder Feb 2017 #14

I was sure it was going to be "Too Large." briv1016 Feb 2017 #5

"But her emails" Starry Messenger Feb 2017 #6

Yep Cosmocat Feb 2017 #18

Reminds me of my Proctor & Gamble days fescuerescue Feb 2017 #7

Bad Seed Trump NurseJackie Feb 2017 #8

That looks like a cardiac arrest just waiting to happen madokie Feb 2017 #9

"Trump's workout and diet routine is ill-advised" Miles Archer Feb 2017 #10

"well done steaks" .... yuck. JHan Feb 2017 #30

Says everything you need to know about him really. meadowlander Feb 2017 #34

LOL lol lol exactly JHan Feb 2017 #35

Well, I do eat mostly chicken and turkey, but PatrickforO Feb 2017 #51

well as long as it's not a Trump steak, you're forgiven :p JHan Feb 2017 #79

Trump's voters should follow his diet and exercise plan IronLionZion Feb 2017 #31

I truly hope he drops dead- of completely natural causes. Still In Wisconsin Feb 2017 #60

I don't wish him physical pain, but I do moonscape Feb 2017 #80

The Dumpster believes that fleur-de-lisa Feb 2017 #70

His tiny fingers keep getting caught in the terry cloth weave. TheBlackAdder Feb 2017 #13

LOL irisblue Feb 2017 #45

Such tiny delicate hands! PA Democrat Feb 2017 #16

"The Princess and the Pea" comes to mind.... Coventina Feb 2017 #20

Aack! TexasTowelie Feb 2017 #43

I come from the land of the foggy foggy dew-ooo-ooo The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #52

Anything written in more than 3 sharps or flats... 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #58

I played trumpet and we are more accustomed TexasTowelie Feb 2017 #62

I made the mistake of taking 2 semesters of organic chemistry... 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #64

Yikes, TexasTowelie Feb 2017 #67

My husband and I have sonic toothbrushes that "hum" at different pitches and... 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #68

Thanks Obama! Mendocino Feb 2017 #19

what an ass. spanone Feb 2017 #21

In that vein, does the toilet paper meet his lofty standards? nt Buns_of_Fire Feb 2017 #37

Like I said yesterday: Initech Feb 2017 #22

So precious dalton99a Feb 2017 #23

Wow... ck4829 Feb 2017 #25

And they're much too big. mahatmakanejeeves Feb 2017 #26

His hands are already tiny and delicate Sanity Claws Feb 2017 #27

Gross MFM008 Feb 2017 #28

Noooothing better to focus on underpants Feb 2017 #29

Hints of Captain Queeg. mahannah Feb 2017 #32

He's such a sick fuck! lark Feb 2017 #33

Tiny sensitive hands Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Feb 2017 #38

Those of us who oppose this chunk of neediness are caught between a rock and a hard place. Grammy23 Feb 2017 #39

You think he's nuts now? LudwigPastorius Feb 2017 #41

OFFS - Another TantTrump over nothing. Marie Marie Feb 2017 #42

What was he doing with the towel complain jane Feb 2017 #44

In the lav, with a magazine? The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #53

Lazy, stupid, DEMANDS to be pampered (WHILE pretending to be a tough guy). Mc Mike Feb 2017 #46

Next he'll be requesting human skin towels. Nt. Locut0s Feb 2017 #47

The horror is that I don't think you are joking. PatrickforO Feb 2017 #49

Well it certainly was a deeply macabre joke... Locut0s Feb 2017 #66

Americans reel in mindless horror as Trump lurches from PatrickforO Feb 2017 #48

He looks like an angry potato! Rex Feb 2017 #50

He's not going to make it four years. lpbk2713 Feb 2017 #54

How about the scratchy AF1 bun wad? longship Feb 2017 #55

More proof that he views being president as being america's greatest celebrity... Docreed2003 Feb 2017 #56

Great read! CajunBlazer Feb 2017 #57

If he is so tough and manly, shouldn't he... 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #59

. oldtime dfl_er Feb 2017 #61

Talk about the east coast elite. sarcasmo Feb 2017 #63

Not to mention, TOO BIG! pinboy3niner Feb 2017 #65

.... trusty elf Feb 2017 #69

Snowflake. mac56 Feb 2017 #72

Well, he does have "soft" LITTLE hands! MojoWrkn Feb 2017 #73

Welcome to DU, MojoWrkn! calimary Feb 2017 #77

They were too big for his dainty little hands? George II Feb 2017 #74

When those tiny wrists end up in handcuffs...and they will...they should line them... NNadir Feb 2017 #75

Business opportunity Freddie Feb 2017 #76

snowflake. pansypoo53219 Feb 2017 #78