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Blue_Roses

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11. Qualifications are:

Reply to applegrove (Original post)

Fri Feb 10, 2017, 12:51 AM

Feb 2017

1) Leave your soul at the door.

2) Lie on demand.

3) Have your phone ready for twitter back-up 24/7.

4) Take only questions that compliment the president.

5) Shame those who don't compliment the president.

6) Know your place (which from day to day could be all over the map)

7) Give up your sanity.

Any more?

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Report: No One Wants to Be Trumps Communications Director [View all] applegrove Feb 2017 OP

kick Dawson Leery Feb 2017 #1

if Kellyanne said it is has to be true etherealtruth Feb 2017 #2

Is it my imagination... GeoWilliam750 Feb 2017 #10

He is holding positions historically held by 2 people etherealtruth Feb 2017 #12

K&R 2naSalit Feb 2017 #3

Fake news. Would Kellyanne lie? Blue_true Feb 2017 #4

And no wonder DFW Feb 2017 #5

I'll do it! I'll do it! Foo Fighter Feb 2017 #6

Here's an idea: silverweb Feb 2017 #7

What, no one wants to hear "You're fired!" Hortensis Feb 2017 #8

When you build something like a Trump Tower you can say to applegrove Feb 2017 #9

Qualifications are: Blue_Roses Feb 2017 #11