Thanks to ALL for the Birthday Wishes!!! [View all]
I am absolutely overwhelmed by the birthday wishes thanks to every last one of you, especially DFW.
My best birthday gift was being reminded that I am surrounded here by people who will PERSIST & RESIST!!!
Heres hoping that by my next birthday, the Greatest Page thread titles will look like this:
Remember that Idiot who was pResident for a few weeks last year? THAT was some crazy shit!
Nordstrom pays customers to take Ivanka-brand clothing items off their hands. Few takers warehouses still full.
Former prez Trump returns from European vacation refused re-entry to US. Now being held at airport detention center indefinitely.
Kellyanne Conway wins suit against Mattel for selling her likeness as Propaganda Barbie. Judge awards her 10,000 Skittles, calling it alternative currency.
Sean Spicer arrested for selling fake autographs while posing as Melissa McCarthy outside SNL studio.
Steve Bannon picked up for vagrancy commits suicide in holding cell after being told showering is mandatory while in custody.
DoJ launches investigation into election fraud after being unable to locate a single voter who will admit voting for Trump in 2016 election.