Voters brilliantly troll Jason Chaffetz with bills after he accuses them of being paid protesters

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4. Chaffetz knows his audience

It will become an article of faith (if it hasn't already) that anyone protesting against conservative office holders is paid to do so. There doesn't need to be any of that pesky proof, just keep saying it. Like the Bowling Green Massacre and the busloads of Massachusetts voters flipping New Hampshire, this will all be part of a complex tapestry of the Most Hideous, Awful, Unfair Things That Never Happened to conservatives. They will ponder these things and keep them in their black little hearts, sure that any loss of their popularity among the Real Americans is a product of this fraud and deceit.