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The Velveteen Ocelot

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68. There is speculation up-thread

Mon Feb 13, 2017, 11:21 PM

Feb 2017

that he buys suits off the rack rather than having them tailored because he doesn't want anybody to touch or measure him. Same might be true of the hair. A good barber could fix that mess but he probably wants to arrange (and maybe dye) it himself.

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Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton Lacks a Presidential Look [View all] DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 OP

God, look at that clown make up orange tan line on his forehead.... sunonmars Feb 2017 #1

Looks its Blumpy bighart Feb 2017 #2

Omg. Please tell me you know what a "blumpy" is.... bunnies Feb 2017 #6

I do now, bighart Feb 2017 #10

OK, that is just gross. But not as gross as The Princeton Blumpy. trof Feb 2017 #27

You are my new hero. bunnies Feb 2017 #36

You are very weird. trof Feb 2017 #37

Bigly weird. bunnies Feb 2017 #42

What did I just read? Koprek Kannon? nadine_mn Feb 2017 #40

Fitting. No? bunnies Feb 2017 #32

Ew, ew, ew. Control-Z Feb 2017 #29

The only reason I know.... bunnies Feb 2017 #33

I think I will pass on looking it up. 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #43

You gave them damn good advice in a real world way. bunnies Feb 2017 #55

They did. 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #62

No apology necessary! bunnies Feb 2017 #72

You're bad./nt DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #57

Does he look exaclty like an Oompa Loompa or what? Dem2 Feb 2017 #3

The Oompa Loompas TexasTowelie Feb 2017 #4

Lmao I came to post the same!! Docreed2003 Feb 2017 #5

oompa loompas had better makeup 0rganism Feb 2017 #15

Didn't you mean "PEE-BRAINED"? DonaldsRump Feb 2017 #59

This photo is great, seriously. It shows what's under that weird comb forward. Specifically uppityperson Feb 2017 #7

DT says a lot of things.. all of them stupid. Cha Feb 2017 #8

The top of his head has almost no hair. Kingofalldems Feb 2017 #9

Come on people. That do is a lot of work! mobeau69 Feb 2017 #47

And it shows without orange makeup he is actually PINK snooper2 Feb 2017 #73

Don't forget the manboobs! lunatica Feb 2017 #11

I don't think they make them... 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #46

That's what rubber sheeting is for jmowreader Feb 2017 #69

His tie isn't tucked in; it's the usual foot longer than normal The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #12

We need a mole in the White House (or wherever Trumpolini is staying) Grammy23 Feb 2017 #17

His very expensive clothes don't fit musette_sf Feb 2017 #38

That's quite possible. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #67

And let's not forget... 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #49

19th nervous breakdown coming up Kittycow Feb 2017 #13

Probably wearing man spanx Native Feb 2017 #14

A big fat orange sack of monkey shit! jeanmarc Feb 2017 #16

He's starting to make Steve Bannon look classy. TheCowsCameHome Feb 2017 #18

Late 90s Brando called Charles Bukowski Feb 2017 #19

Code-- a president must have a dick crazycatlady Feb 2017 #20

And I'm proud to be an 'mercian Botany Feb 2017 #21

He must really really have some unique hair issues. Not his fault - but you would think Laura PourMeADrink Feb 2017 #22

He didn't have hair implants. He had a freaking scalp reduction. DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #23

He looks TERRIBLE ailsagirl Feb 2017 #24

Watch him pull a Kim Jong-un... LakeArenal Feb 2017 #25

He will say safeinOhio Feb 2017 #44

Someone please give Dump a mirror. greatauntoftriplets Feb 2017 #26

oh no bdamomma Feb 2017 #30

He'll get seven years bad luck! greatauntoftriplets Feb 2017 #34

His tie isn't tucked in, it's hanging down to his micro-dingus as usual. Maru Kitteh Feb 2017 #28

I'm laughing seriously out loud! Control-Z Feb 2017 #31

No, he isn't jmowreader Feb 2017 #70

He's the freaking president DemocratSinceBirth Feb 2017 #71

Soup sandwich SnowCritter Feb 2017 #35

Not entirely sure solara Feb 2017 #39

There is only so much spandex can do. 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #50

At least he didn't use scotch tape on his tie? nadine_mn Feb 2017 #41

Where are the hosts of... llmart Feb 2017 #48

rofl, thanks DSB saidsimplesimon Feb 2017 #45

Ooh, I missed that. 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #51

At least Hillary didn't try to "disarm" world leaders. HassleCat Feb 2017 #52

Clinton and I think Obama GP6971 Feb 2017 #53

Bigger than Chris Christie, #340. sarcasmo Feb 2017 #54

But damn, doesn't Trudeau have it goin' on! forgotmylogin Feb 2017 #56

PM Trudeau most... 3catwoman3 Feb 2017 #63

Check him out in this thread, even hotter boxing for charity. JudyM Feb 2017 #66

He needs to be fitted with a straight jacket. miyazaki Feb 2017 #58

I feel like this picture needs to be on t-shirts More_Cowbell Feb 2017 #60

Butterball-bloke-in-chief is a saggy, baggy, shaggy mess. democratisphere Feb 2017 #61

Ever notice how the people who are against free health care... Initech Feb 2017 #64

Someone answer me this: He has enough money to hire any hairdresser and tailor he wants... so why Still In Wisconsin Feb 2017 #65

There is speculation up-thread The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2017 #68