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jmowreader

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6. Leaked: Trump intelligence briefing

Reply to jodymarie aimee (Original post)

Wed Feb 15, 2017, 02:28 PM

Feb 2017

Israel: Good

Muslims: Ungood

Russia: Good

Hillary: Ungood

American media: Doubleplusungood

In reality a Trump intel briefing probably looks like a system status report. It's a list of your big pieces of equipment with circles beside them. You color the circles for the systems working properly green, the "impaired" but still working ones yellow and the non working ones red. The commander can glance at them and immediately tell how things are running. Since Trump has the attention span of a field mouse, you need to do the same thing with critical geopolitical events.

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intell struggles to condense Cheeto's daily briefing to ONE WORD [View all] jodymarie aimee Feb 2017 OP

'Bad', 'Good', 'V-Bad', 'V-Good'. There. That should do it. randome Feb 2017 #1

Sadly, reading The Onion ... PsychoBabble Feb 2017 #2

I can help with that BainsBane Feb 2017 #3

Strategery ThoughtCriminal Feb 2017 #4

Reality is worse. dalton99a Feb 2017 #5

Leaked: Trump intelligence briefing jmowreader Feb 2017 #6

How about two words (but they are very accurate) world wide wally Feb 2017 #7