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25. Customer's questions and answers

Sun Feb 19, 2017, 12:01 PM

Feb 2017

Question: if a 40% people gave one star while 53% gave five star, how the overall rating shows five star? ... is the account hacked?

Answer: Darling, it's "alternative stars." Don't believe the fake media, enemy of the American people, who want you to believe Ivanka's perfume isn't yuuuuuuge, the best, the most popular perfume ever sold on Amazon. Trust me, it's the best. It gets the most stars, more stars than any other perfume ever. Nobody else has ever had a perfume with so many stars.

By Elvis's Elf on February 18, 2017

There are a few more good ones there:

https://www.amazon.com/forum/-/Tx39I9M9GA79XTH/a6/ref=ask_dp_dpmw_al_hza?asin=B00CJI9250#6

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So, Ivanka's perfume is No. 1 on Amazon...? [View all] nikibatts Feb 2017 OP

I remember what happened on Amazon when Romney talked about "binders" BumRushDaShow Feb 2017 #1

You will know them by their smell. Cattledog Feb 2017 #2

Ha! Perfect DesertRat Feb 2017 #24

I guess smelling like #1 is better than smelling like SoCalDem Feb 2017 #55

RESIST #Boycott!! Here we go riversedge Feb 2017 #3

Probably purchased by those Russian trolls LakeVermilion Feb 2017 #4

I would not be surprised if Trump bought up the perfume mitch96 Feb 2017 #32

That was the first thing I thought too. eom Blanks Feb 2017 #57

Are you kidding me??! jaxind Feb 2017 #5

Not That Big of A Deal erpowers Feb 2017 #47

Daily Caller- People Are Standing Up For Ivanka Amid Boycott By Buying Her Best-Selling Perfume riversedge Feb 2017 #6

morons starshine00 Feb 2017 #17

And the same bunch rushed out and bought a Chinese made Murican flag.... Bengus81 Feb 2017 #27

It can be used to repel rodents from your property. milestogo Feb 2017 #7

It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping! nt Buns_of_Fire Feb 2017 #10

#GrabYourWallet Ivanka Trump's perfume ( literally toilet water) ha, is #1 selling on @amazon accord riversedge Feb 2017 #8

So.... What's the anti-Ivanka scent? mwooldri Feb 2017 #9

It's an investment. JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2017 #11

Cans of Billy Beer are actually pretty cheap. NCTraveler Feb 2017 #53

Have the negative reviews started to pile up yet? Native Feb 2017 #12

the reviews should be similar to this product crazycatlady Feb 2017 #50

The American People Want to Smell Like Ivanka MineralMan Feb 2017 #13

You can pick up Ivanka stuff very cheap... HipChick Feb 2017 #14

I question the rating. avebury Feb 2017 #15

Lol! Makes no sense. Madam45for2923 Feb 2017 #16

LOL I went to the link logosoco Feb 2017 #19

agree, something fishy riversedge Feb 2017 #21

The take into account several factors, such as reviews/ratings based on verified purchases. n/t demmiblue Feb 2017 #30

Also, they delete negative reviews... Phentex Feb 2017 #35

Wow, didn't know that. demmiblue Feb 2017 #37

I like when people point out some of the drawbacks Phentex Feb 2017 #38

Something stinks. rug Feb 2017 #18

Ivanka is laughing her ass off at these twits. Takket Feb 2017 #20

Trumpster are gloating................ riversedge Feb 2017 #22

ROFLOL..... Bengus81 Feb 2017 #23

That one made me chuckle. I block so many deplorables but somehow my riversedge Feb 2017 #29

Customer's questions and answers PatSeg Feb 2017 #25

I think they give more weight to verified buyers TexasBushwhacker Feb 2017 #40

Oh, I'm sure they do PatSeg Feb 2017 #43

We can keep not buying things a lot longer than they can keep buying them. GaYellowDawg Feb 2017 #26

This is the only thing they can afford. They can't afford her crappy clothing AND KittyWampus Feb 2017 #28

790 TOTAL reviews,means about 400+ actual buys...... Bengus81 Feb 2017 #31

Hurray for Cults Afromania Feb 2017 #33

Toxic People Like Toxins otohara Feb 2017 #34

Who the hell buys perfume on Amazon? n2doc Feb 2017 #36

Only if it were a cheap joke scent like "Eau De Rubber Chicken" Kimchijeon Feb 2017 #39

#fowl-odor Orrex Feb 2017 #42

Who's Easy-D@whitehouse.gov who's ordering cases of this crap? Orrex Feb 2017 #41

Idiots spending their money to make a millionaire Thrill Feb 2017 #44

They might be doing the same thing that gave Sarah Failin high numbers. lpbk2713 Feb 2017 #45

A bottle that size for like 36.00, what's wrong with it... well I guess the obvious. NotThisTime Feb 2017 #46

The sad part is, the Trumps/Kushners wouldn't allow these people into their homes Solly Mack Feb 2017 #48

Poor little millionaire girl Blue Idaho Feb 2017 #49

I hear the fragrance smells like prostitute piss. bathroommonkey76 Feb 2017 #51

So where is it made? greymattermom Feb 2017 #52

So now we'll be able to smell them coming mainer Feb 2017 #54

Remember when Don Small Crowds ProudLib72 Feb 2017 #56