I'm gonna leave the dem party if I have to listen for one more second

[oldcynic]

124. An hypothesis about Hillary and Pavlov with Mouselinni thrown in.

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Picture this: A cute Yankee girl with a political husband in Arkansas. The other good ol' boy Dixiecrats see her as a biddable or beddable young thing to be manipulated or used as they please. All they had to do is teach her southern manners. This is where she made the BIG MISTAKE.
She told them to fuck off: she was there to work, not flatter egos or waste time baking cookies. She has thus never been forgiven for:
1. telling pussy grabbers to fuck themselves
2. being smarter than her male counterparts
3. looking so good and still refusing pussy grabbers.
4. being female (also 1st)
She so offended male egos that they decided to teach her and that no-good liberal husband of hers a lesson. Hillary also upset political wives by making them look just deplorable. Nothing is nastier than a southern belle scorned by another woman.
Dixiecrats and Republicans combined forces (again) to attack Hillary from two sides. First, they used Mouselinni's maxim of 'tell a lie often enough and long enough and it will become truth' with repetitive, costly, pointless investigations. Secondly, adding Pavlov's technique, supposedly sensible people were trained to salivate like rabid dogs whenever they heard "email", "Benghazi', "Whitewater", etc. She is not president because people are dogs.