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haele

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23. No, the Oafkeeper types think Atheist means Disciple of the Devil.

Reply to Croney (Reply #15)

Tue Feb 28, 2017, 01:52 PM

Feb 2017

You're worse than a Mooselamb or even some other Pagan type to those people - because you don't believe and can't be converted to the right way of worshipping.
So they certainly wouldn't want you in their country, and since they can't just take you out and shoot you as an apostate yet, they will happily send you back back to that Godless Europe or wherever else the people who look like you live.

Haele

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When asked your religion at the boarder..... [View all] safeinOhio Feb 2017 OP

Zoroastrian AJT Feb 2017 #1

Chances are if you are Zoroastrian you will be barred TexasProgresive Feb 2017 #11

The Church of the Latter Day Dude... GReedDiamond Feb 2017 #2

The Church of Elvis pinboy3niner Feb 2017 #3

Everyone has a little bit of Elvis in them.... Adrahil Feb 2017 #20

There is only one right answer MyNameGoesHere Feb 2017 #4

+1 nt NutmegYankee Feb 2017 #8

Darn right it isn't. It isn't of ANY public servant in the U.S.... WePurrsevere Feb 2017 #9

Well said. It is a disgrace that they are asking this. eom Tanuki Feb 2017 #10

This one right here Bettie Feb 2017 #14

My brother has had bad experiences using variations of "fuck" with these people... hunter Feb 2017 #27

I'm sorry MyNameGoesHere Feb 2017 #44

No worries, I never have any trouble telling people what I think... hunter Feb 2017 #47

Seventh-Day Somnambulist mac56 Feb 2017 #5

I personally have started a splinter group... ret5hd Feb 2017 #26

Secular Fundimentalist. safeinOhio Feb 2017 #6

Rastafari shall be the faith for me, mon jmowreader Feb 2017 #7

I'll just tell them I left it somewhere DFW Feb 2017 #12

The pastafarians have been touched by His noodly appendage. Ramen. JHB Feb 2017 #13

Is it safe to say atheist? Croney Feb 2017 #15

That is what I would have to say HAB911 Feb 2017 #18

No, the Oafkeeper types think Atheist means Disciple of the Devil. haele Feb 2017 #23

Church of the FSM scarletlib Feb 2017 #16

Church of euthanasia HAB911 Feb 2017 #17

so we now have a religious test to pass to enter 'the land of the free' fuck that. spanone Feb 2017 #19

First Amendmentism. MineralMan Feb 2017 #21

My answer onenote Feb 2017 #22

...'cause Friday is party day!!! Iggo Feb 2017 #33

Well, I am..Jodo Shinshu yuiyoshida Feb 2017 #24

I keep it simple safeinOhio Feb 2017 #41

Just say you're Anglican, Mendocino Feb 2017 #25

Church of the Subgenius Ryano42 Feb 2017 #28

What about Frisbeetyrian? Lint Head Feb 2017 #29

Jedi . . nt smilodon populator Feb 2017 #30

Church of Reality Ellen Forradalom Feb 2017 #31

Thanks for the link. nt Lilyhoney Feb 2017 #38

I think the correct answer is I'm an American we aren't required to disclose that information. OregonBlue Feb 2017 #32

exactly then tell them you're gonna sue gopiscrap Feb 2017 #36

Frank and Gail Zappa named "musician" under religion Ellen Forradalom Feb 2017 #34

8 gopiscrap Feb 2017 #35

If I'm asked at "the boarder"..... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2017 #37

Jedi... Baconator Feb 2017 #39

Pastafarian. sarcasmo Feb 2017 #40

Does "What fucking difference does it make?" suffice? nt EarthFirst Feb 2017 #42

I'd already given this some thought, as I am planning a vacation to Canada MurrayDelph Feb 2017 #43

I am a member of Builders of the Adytum. It is absolutely NOT a religion. The only reason KittyWampus Feb 2017 #45

Arggggh, are all the grammar police off today? It's "border" not "boarder." FSogol Feb 2017 #46