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TexasProgresive

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5. Rattus Drumpfus- a new subspecies of rattus.

Reply to Stuart G (Reply #3)

Thu Mar 2, 2017, 12:44 PM

Mar 2017

Their food of choice are the fresh greenbacks of poor and middle class people. The King Rattus Drumpfus can be IDed by his long red tail and small front paws. He also makes an odd pursing expression with his lips that looks like a flute glass. The King Rattus Drumpfus covers all his droppings with gold paint to hide his true identity.

Disclaimer: really bad parody, maybe someone will enjoy.

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Diseased Rat Alert for Washington, DC! [View all] MineralMan Mar 2017 OP

the wierd thing about it is that: gopiscrap Mar 2017 #1

RATS...??? you mean a new bread? the session rats? and th drumpf rats? Stuart G Mar 2017 #3

this breed has been around for a long time gopiscrap Mar 2017 #4

Rattus Drumpfus- a new subspecies of rattus. TexasProgresive Mar 2017 #5

Thanks MM, I think it is time to call in The Pied Piper of Hamelin, to take care of the rats still_one Mar 2017 #2

Just remember to pay the piper afterwards, and don't stiff the contractor like Trump does! Hekate Mar 2017 #8

hahaha! peggysue2 Mar 2017 #6

Are the rats infesting DC on four legs or two? meow2u3 Mar 2017 #7

Reminds me of my favorite scenes from Kill Bill Volume 1 ismnotwasm Mar 2017 #9

Metro Police just reported another sighting near the White House... pinboy3niner Mar 2017 #10