When the investigations begin, Jill Stein should be called before the committees,

[MineralMan]

17. Exactly,

Remember all those donations for the recounts? Those are gone. She was sure that if she bought that many lottery tickets she'd be sure to win. She did have a couple smaller wins, but she bought more lottery tickets with those. No joy. But, that's how she rolls.

If you want her to speak, you've gotta cover her expenses, see. The Russians did, so she got to eat some borscht and kasha, and they gave her this cool coat with a wolf fur collar. But, by the time she got home, she was broke again, so she had to pawn it.

Jill's not completely put together, if you know what I mean...