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Atman

(31,464 posts) Thu Jun 28, 2012, 07:21 PM Jun 2012

...and dance around the town square in a tootoo while singing the Sesame Street theme? What if?! They could do that! I swear! Now eat your broccoli!

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What if the government said you had to put an Elmo puppet on your dick... [View all] Atman Jun 2012 OP

That could be FUN!!! n/t 1StrongBlackMan Jun 2012 #1

I pray for the day that the gov't would pass that law. Swamp Lover Jun 2012 #2

Sounds interesting. quaker bill Jun 2012 #3

I would move to Canada bigwillq Jun 2012 #4

With or without Elmo? DevonRex Jun 2012 #10

It's big.... bigwillq Jun 2012 #11

I knew it! DevonRex Jun 2012 #12

He's my boy bigwillq Jun 2012 #14

I'm Elmo and I know it! Fawke Em Jun 2012 #6

LOL! maddezmom Jun 2012 #8

My kids love that parody. Fawke Em Jun 2012 #17

Haven't introduced him to my kids yet maddezmom Jun 2012 #35

too cute! "...look at these crayons..." uponit7771 Jun 2012 #20

LOL abelenkpe Jun 2012 #7

That's what the case was about treestar Jun 2012 #9

Do they make puppets that big? HopeHoops Jun 2012 #13

Worth it, just to see Scalia forced to do it (nt) muriel_volestrangler Jun 2012 #15

Clarence Thomas already has. blue neen Jun 2012 #26

I'd pay good money to see that. Blue_In_AK Jun 2012 #18

aka 'Tickle Me Elmo' pinboy3niner Jun 2012 #19

I would call it what it is for me... zappaman Jun 2012 #21

Would they provide me the dick? GoCubsGo Jun 2012 #23

+1000 Atman Jun 2012 #32

Been there, done that. graywarrior Jun 2012 #24

I would call that just another Thursday. n/t rucky Jun 2012 #25

Doesn't everybody already do that? MineralMan Jun 2012 #27

Smart entrepreneurs will be retailing Elmo saddles to fit your penis. Stinky The Clown Jun 2012 #28

Broccoli? You mean peas. Autumn Jun 2012 #29

I would hold out for Miss Piggy! You know "Pork the ....." rufus dog Jun 2012 #31

Bush outsourced those jobs. Fire Walk With Me Jun 2012 #36

And it would be damn pretty site. notadmblnd Jun 2012 #37

Those of us who don't have a (you know) would have to pay a tax. n/t cynatnite Jun 2012 #38