"SJW"

[mreilly]

15. That's exactly what I do...

I have gone after trolls online for sheer amusement purposes. It's fun!

... I start right in by calling them triggered snowflakes in need of safe spaces, coloring books, blankies, Mommy, etc. I hammer them for being JUST SO MAD that nobody is accepting their Putin puppet of a fake, failed President and usually ridicule them for kissing Trump's ass in public (I ask them if he pays them to do so or if he managed to con THEM into paying HIM for the privilege of kissing his ass). This works wonders with guys since right-wing guys are always seriously homophobic, so insinuating they have a crush on Trump or would publicly fellate him, etc. crushes them.

And then the piece de resistance: I ALWAYS make sure to tell them to keep chugging that Kool-Aid right up front because EVERY ONE of those turds will sneer it's you drinking Kool-Aid as soon as you engage them. They use the same, tired, worn-out phrases over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over since they're flipping imbeciles who can't think up anything new.

And the best part when I land the first "Drink that Kool-Aid!" punch? The incredulity and surprise in their reaction.

Envision an infuriated little toddler with the quivering lip and the hitching breath. "B-b-b-but *I* was supposed to be the one insulting YOU for drinking the Kool-Aid! T-t-hhats NOT FAIR!! NO! MOMMMY!!! HE STOLE MY LINE!"

They act like sniveling little spoiled shits, I treat them like sniveling little spoiled shits. And I've got a good track record with these pukes. I've gotten them to block me, delete their own threads - and in one epic case, I got a bona fide apology from a troll.