Current Republican Philosophy in a Nutshell [View all]

[MineralMan]

1. I've got mine. You should get yours on your own.
2. Don't take any money from us to support others.
3. People who cannot afford health care are a drain on society.
4. People should stay healthy. If they do not, death is an affordable alternative.
5. Don't take any money from us to help the poor.
6. Women are for housework and sex. They should STFU.
7. The Christian religion is good. All others are bad. Convert!
8. If your lot in life is bad, pray that it gets better. Don't come to us.
9. White people are the chosen people of God. We're very sorry you're not white.
10. America First! All other countries suck, and should not take our money.
11. Rich people are rich because God likes them. If you're poor, God obviously doesn't like you.
12. If your job has low pay, you should get a better job.
13. If you are old, you should have saved up for your retirement.
14. Every fetus is sacred. Poor children are a drain on society.
15. Trust Republicans to do the best thing for successful people.
16. Science is unnecessary and often contradicts our beliefs.
17. If you are not a Conservative Republican, what are you doing in our country?
18. Only Conservative Republicans are "The American People."
19. What "The American People" want is what we tell them they want.
20. Do not take our money for any reason. It is our money. Get your own.
21. Disagreement with us is Treason. Don't disagree with us.
22. We will decide what's best for you. You needn't worry about it.
23. What we do is none of anyone else's business.
24. Education is an option people should buy. It is not a right.
25. Do not take our money. It is OUR money! Give us yours, too.
26. If we think your sexual habits are icky, stop doing that. We'll make a law against it.